Lara Royce Craig:

[in a mixture of embarrassment and amusement]
What are YOU grinnin' at? Jay Killion:
[chuckling]
From the way you jumped up there, you'd have thought you'd sat on a SNAKE. Lara Royce Craig:
Well, I didn't want you to get excited, that's all. [pause] Lara Royce Craig:
Was it - - exciting? Jay Killion:
No - - just heavy. Lara Royce Craig:
Damn it, Killy - - you could have lied just this once! Jay Killion:
Ah, well, I DID lie... you weren't just heavy, you felt like a ton! Lara Royce Craig:
You are an insufferable ASS! Jay Killion:
[smiling sarcastically]
And since you like being top dog, you can take the top bunk. Lara Royce Craig:
[snorts indignantly, then climbs up the ladder and plops down on the bunk, still fuming. She then takes off one shoe and hurls in at Killy, so that it bounces off his back. He turns in surprise, and she holds the other shoe poised as if to throw that one at him, too. But then she thinks better of it, and just sends the shoe whizzing past his ear and thumping against the wall behind him]