You want to know the truth about high school? You've got to break it down into its...
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Bobby Funke:
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You want to know the truth about high school? You've got to break it down into its elements. Unfortunately, at St. Donovan's, the periodic table is more crooked than a case of scoliosis. Just give me the chance and I'll set it all straight. Case in point, Spanish homework. "Dame un batido de esperma" does not mean, "Take me to the airport." It means, "Give me a sperm milkshake." And 22 kids gave that as an answer in Spanish 3 last week. I'm not sure about the milkshake, but somebody is sure feeding us something sticky. Every clique on campus is copying the same damn homework. Burn-outs, pretty boys, drama-dorks, jocks, debaters, player-haters, you name it. Oh, it's big, all right. And I'm on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces. The name's Bobby Funke. I write for the paper.
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you name it
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Oh it's big all right
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and I'm on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces
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The name's Bobby Funke I write for the paper
Clip duration: 17 seconds
Views: 99
Timestamp in movie: 00h 01m 33s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, mystery
Summary: At a Catholic high school, a sophomore newspaper reporter investigates a case of stolen SAT exams. He thinks he's nailed the suspect and managed to get the popular girl when he realises a larger conspiracy is afoot.
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