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But Wilson why am I sitting on a damn toilet
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Asteroid

Wilson, why am I sittin' on a damn toliet?

Kenny: Wilson, why am I sittin' on a damn toliet?

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but Wilson why am I sitting on a damn toilet
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:36
Uploaded
May 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sci-fi
Production
ITN Distribution

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Movie Summary

An out of touch family man moves with his wife and daughter from the big city to his dream house on the outskirts of a small town just in time for the apocalypse.
- They said we already have it, somewhere here in Oneonta. - Asteroid 00:06
- They said we already have it, somewhere here in Oneonta.
- Like in your munchies stash? - Asteroid 00:04
- Like in your munchies stash?
- No, like when I want my own private light show stash. - Asteroid 00:06
- No, like when I want my own private light show stash.
Each one of those has a drop of white fluff. - Asteroid 00:05
Each one of those has a drop of white fluff.
So if me and Spence each had 10 Sour Patch Kids, - Asteroid 00:05
So if me and Spence each had 10 Sour Patch Kids,
And at market rates, you each owe me 100 bucks. - Asteroid 00:05
And at market rates, you each owe me 100 bucks.
- (laughs) You might want to check that rage. - Asteroid 00:05
- (laughs) You might want to check that rage.
(siren wailing) - Asteroid 00:06
(siren wailing)
- All right, everyone out of the van! - Asteroid 00:04
- All right, everyone out of the van!
- In what scenario do you see me driving this van - Asteroid 00:06
- In what scenario do you see me driving this van
- Uh, Spence, Spence, are you feeling something? - Asteroid 00:04
- Uh, Spence, Spence, are you feeling something?
- Hey, so, so, so where's the stupid asteroid anyway? - Asteroid 00:04
- Hey, so, so, so where's the stupid asteroid anyway?
You think it'd be lighting up the sky by now. - Asteroid 00:04
You think it'd be lighting up the sky by now.
- Oh, you don't see an asteroid till it's too late. - Asteroid 00:04
- Oh, you don't see an asteroid till it's too late...
- What about shooting stars? - Asteroid 00:06
- What about shooting stars?
- Those are technically meteors. - Asteroid 00:05
- Those are technically meteors.
Unless they survive the atmosphere, then they're meteorites. - Asteroid 00:05
Unless they survive the atmosphere, then they're meteor...
- Guess I must've fell asleep in meteor class. - Asteroid 00:06
- Guess I must've fell asleep in meteor class.
The one thing everybody should understand. - Asteroid 00:05
The one thing everybody should understand.
- Yeah, I think I avoid it - Asteroid 00:05
- Yeah, I think I avoid it