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I tell you what, you bring me that primer
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Asteroid

I tell you what, youbring me that primer and beers are on me

I tell you what, you
bring me that primer and beers are on me

Full Transcript

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- I tell you what, you bring me that primer
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and beers are on me.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:17
Uploaded
May 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sci-fi
Production
ITN Distribution

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Movie Summary

An out of touch family man moves with his wife and daughter from the big city to his dream house on the outskirts of a small town just in time for the apocalypse.
Just going to have to get a signal booster, - Asteroid 00:04
Just going to have to get a signal booster,
It's essentially unlimited until you hit the limit. - Asteroid 00:04
It's essentially unlimited until you hit the limit.
$500 a month for the first line, 499 every line after that. - Asteroid 00:05
$500 a month for the first line, 499 every line after that.
It's just that usually - Asteroid 00:06
It's just that usually
- I'm just saying, man, - Asteroid 00:04
- I'm just saying, man,
- Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Asteroid 00:05
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- Oh, Kenny stopped by and I owe him a beer, - Asteroid 00:07
- Oh, Kenny stopped by and I owe him a beer,
Perfect signal in town - Asteroid 00:05
Perfect signal in town
(sighs) - Asteroid 00:06
(sighs)
One thing I learned, it's not for me, - Asteroid 00:07
One thing I learned, it's not for me,
I've been here forever and it doesn't really seem - Asteroid 00:06
I've been here forever and it doesn't really seem
Oh, I'll have Ommegang and then whatever this guy wants. - Asteroid 00:04
Oh, I'll have Ommegang and then whatever this guy wants...
I wonder where this thing's going to hit - Asteroid 00:07
I wonder where this thing's going to hit
- (laughs) Well, I'm a very impatient man, sir, - Asteroid 00:05
- (laughs) Well, I'm a very impatient man, sir,
- You remember back in middle school, - Asteroid 00:04
- You remember back in middle school,
You know, worked the same job for 45 years, - Asteroid 00:05
You know, worked the same job for 45 years,
- Then on that last day, he handed in his hard hat, - Asteroid 00:07
- Then on that last day, he handed in his hard hat,
And as he was driving home, he... - Asteroid 00:04
And as he was driving home, he...
He had a heart attack right behind the wheel. - Asteroid 00:04
He had a heart attack right behind the wheel.
He just died at the scene, check uncashed in his pocket. - Asteroid 00:06
He just died at the scene, check uncashed in his pocket.