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Asteroid

Put his entire life savings in so he can have exclusiverights to this new mineral or...

Put his entire life savings in so he can have exclusive
rights to this new mineral or something that's
buried underneath Oneonta

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.065
Put his entire life savings in
00:00:02.065 --> 00:00:06.005
so he can have exclusive rights to this new mineral
00:00:06.005 --> 00:00:08.035
or something that's buried underneath Oneonta.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:08
Uploaded
May 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sci-fi
Production
ITN Distribution

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Movie Summary

An out of touch family man moves with his wife and daughter from the big city to his dream house on the outskirts of a small town just in time for the apocalypse.
So on the outside of town, - Asteroid 00:07
So on the outside of town,
- Yeah, I guess I could understand - Asteroid 00:05
- Yeah, I guess I could understand
- Look, man, I know it sounds absurd, - Asteroid 00:06
- Look, man, I know it sounds absurd,
But only to watch Wilson fail, right? - Asteroid 00:04
But only to watch Wilson fail, right?
- I know I'm gonna regret asking this, - Asteroid 00:07
- I know I'm gonna regret asking this,
But Wilson why am I sitting on a damn toilet - Asteroid 00:06
But Wilson why am I sitting on a damn toilet
- They said we already have it, somewhere here in Oneonta. - Asteroid 00:06
- They said we already have it, somewhere here in Oneonta.
- Like in your munchies stash? - Asteroid 00:04
- Like in your munchies stash?
- No, like when I want my own private light show stash. - Asteroid 00:06
- No, like when I want my own private light show stash.
Each one of those has a drop of white fluff. - Asteroid 00:05
Each one of those has a drop of white fluff.
So if me and Spence each had 10 Sour Patch Kids, - Asteroid 00:05
So if me and Spence each had 10 Sour Patch Kids,
And at market rates, you each owe me 100 bucks. - Asteroid 00:05
And at market rates, you each owe me 100 bucks.
- (laughs) You might want to check that rage. - Asteroid 00:05
- (laughs) You might want to check that rage.
(siren wailing) - Asteroid 00:06
(siren wailing)
- All right, everyone out of the van! - Asteroid 00:04
- All right, everyone out of the van!
- In what scenario do you see me driving this van - Asteroid 00:06
- In what scenario do you see me driving this van
- Uh, Spence, Spence, are you feeling something? - Asteroid 00:04
- Uh, Spence, Spence, are you feeling something?
- Hey, so, so, so where's the stupid asteroid anyway? - Asteroid 00:04
- Hey, so, so, so where's the stupid asteroid anyway?
You think it'd be lighting up the sky by now. - Asteroid 00:04
You think it'd be lighting up the sky by now.
- Oh, you don't see an asteroid till it's too late. - Asteroid 00:04
- Oh, you don't see an asteroid till it's too late...