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Asteroid

The buyers haven't closed on our place, so that's where you can find us

The buyers haven't closed on our place, so that's where you can find us

Full Transcript

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The buyers haven't closed on our place,
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so that's where you can find us.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:05
Uploaded
May 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sci-fi
Production
ITN Distribution

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Movie Summary

An out of touch family man moves with his wife and daughter from the big city to his dream house on the outskirts of a small town just in time for the apocalypse.
- Hey, man, I came as soon as- - Asteroid 00:04
- Hey, man, I came as soon as-
- Look, I know this sounds absurd, okay, - Asteroid 00:06
- Look, I know this sounds absurd, okay,
But whatever beef you have with him, - Asteroid 00:07
But whatever beef you have with him,
Do not come up my drive, stop right there. - Asteroid 00:04
Do not come up my drive, stop right there.
Hey, seem to be having a little trouble with our satellite, - Asteroid 00:07
Hey, seem to be having a little trouble with our satellite,
- It's come to our attention that you have plans tonight - Asteroid 00:10
- It's come to our attention that you have plans tonigh...
Now, I have bigger things to deal with, - Asteroid 00:04
Now, I have bigger things to deal with,
My family already left me, we got reporters showing up, - Asteroid 00:08
My family already left me, we got reporters showing up,
Put his entire life savings in - Asteroid 00:08
Put his entire life savings in
So on the outside of town, - Asteroid 00:07
So on the outside of town,
- Yeah, I guess I could understand - Asteroid 00:05
- Yeah, I guess I could understand
- Look, man, I know it sounds absurd, - Asteroid 00:06
- Look, man, I know it sounds absurd,
But only to watch Wilson fail, right? - Asteroid 00:04
But only to watch Wilson fail, right?
- I know I'm gonna regret asking this, - Asteroid 00:07
- I know I'm gonna regret asking this,
But Wilson why am I sitting on a damn toilet - Asteroid 00:06
But Wilson why am I sitting on a damn toilet
- They said we already have it, somewhere here in Oneonta. - Asteroid 00:06
- They said we already have it, somewhere here in Oneonta.
- Like in your munchies stash? - Asteroid 00:04
- Like in your munchies stash?
- No, like when I want my own private light show stash. - Asteroid 00:06
- No, like when I want my own private light show stash.
Each one of those has a drop of white fluff. - Asteroid 00:05
Each one of those has a drop of white fluff.
So if me and Spence each had 10 Sour Patch Kids, - Asteroid 00:05
So if me and Spence each had 10 Sour Patch Kids,