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"Austin Powers in Goldmember" quotes

Austin Powers in Goldmember poster
Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.

Director: Jay Roach
Writer: Mike Myers, Michael McCullers
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $213,307,889
Released: 26 Jul 2002
Awards: 5 wins & 22 nominations

79 video clips

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There are only two things I can't stand in this world - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:14 There are only two things I can't stand in this world Ladies and gentlemen - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:22 Ladies and gentlemen It looks like Godzilla but due to international copyright laws it's not - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11 It looks like Godzilla but due to international copyright... I hate you I hate you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:26 I hate you I hate you Of course Your name is - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:35 Of course Your name is Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your mole - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:33 Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your mole Dr Evil we still have the ultimate insurance policy - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:37 Dr Evil we still have the ultimate insurance policy Bring him to me Easy peezy lemon squeezy - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:34 Bring him to me Easy peezy lemon squeezy Your spy car's a MINI - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08 Your spy car's a MINI Mr Roboto is lying to us Tell me something I don't know - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13 Mr Roboto is lying to us Tell me something I don't know Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:18 Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads You are so beautiful Are you a clone of an ngel - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:25 You are so beautiful Are you a clone of an ngel What the I didn't have any corn - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08 What the I didn't have any corn All right hold on while I try and find my balls for God's sakes - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11 All right hold on while I try and find my balls for... You know Dr Evil - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10 You know Dr Evil Would you like a smoke and a pancake - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:25 Would you like a smoke and a pancake Uh Dr Evil can I paint his yoo hoo gold - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:21 Uh Dr Evil can I paint his yoo hoo gold Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:53 Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several... Oops I did it again baby Yeah - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 Oops I did it again baby Yeah I am a sexy beast - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05 I am a sexy beast Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975 - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:34 Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975 Quid pro quo Mr Powers - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08 Quid pro quo Mr Powers Hi I'm Dixie Dixie Normous - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:22 Hi I'm Dixie Dixie Normous And unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 And unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina Domo arigato Mr Roboto I thank you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 Domo arigato Mr Roboto I thank you Right in the kniggin - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 Right in the kniggin Well you might be a cunning linguist but I'm a master debater - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06 Well you might be a cunning linguist but I'm a master... Oh I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl Thank you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06 Oh I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little... Dr Evil you look very tight - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:19 Dr Evil you look very tight Well congratulations numbnuts - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11 Well congratulations numbnuts Respect Oh come on If you've got an issue here's a tissue - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:09 Respect Oh come on If you've got an issue here's a... I love gold - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05 I love gold All right Goldmember don't play the laughing boy - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:40 All right Goldmember don't play the laughing boy You have the right to remain sexy sugar - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:09 You have the right to remain sexy sugar Lower the globe - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:21 Lower the globe What's wrong with your neck I took a Viagra - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08 What's wrong with your neck I took a Viagra Say mini fella I'm uh - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:12 Say mini fella I'm uh So Austin what'd you think of the opening credits - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:35 So Austin what'd you think of the opening credits Ah Jesus Christ This diaper's making my nuts rub together - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10 Ah Jesus Christ This diaper's making my nuts rub... All right it's getting crowded in here - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:41 All right it's getting crowded in here Yeah baby - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08 Yeah baby Hey Powers - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:27 Hey Powers Mole Bloody mole - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13 Mole Bloody mole You're insane Goldmember - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11 You're insane Goldmember I don't know how to be No crib on MTV - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:24 I don't know how to be No crib on MTV You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06 You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is I thought I smelled cabbage - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 I thought I smelled cabbage What do you know - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08 What do you know Oh yes Yes yes yes This is a keeper Oi - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:26 Oh yes Yes yes yes This is a keeper Oi I have to protect my son - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:25 I have to protect my son Is Is it true what they say about you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:21 Is Is it true what they say about you Is Is it true what they say about you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:21 Is Is it true what they say about you Boobs Boobs Ozzy - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:23 Boobs Boobs Ozzy Shazam - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 Shazam Smashing Basil A pimpmobile - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:12 Smashing Basil A pimpmobile He's got the Midas touch - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:19 He's got the Midas touch I never met my birth parents - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:39 I never met my birth parents I have some news - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13 I have some news I am from Holland Isn't that weird - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06 I am from Holland Isn't that weird I love gold - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:21 I love gold Well heh the future better get ready for me - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10 Well heh the future better get ready for me Stick that in your pipe and smoke it - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Hey assholes - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10 Hey assholes Oh please I'm not gonna let Goldmember get away - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 Oh please I'm not gonna let Goldmember get away My winkie was a key - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06 My winkie was a key Dr Evil while you were in space - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:22 Dr Evil while you were in space Boo frickity hoo - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06 Boo frickity hoo You really are a fat bastard - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:59 You really are a fat bastard Now you're trying to save me instead of stopping Goldmember - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:04 Now you're trying to save me instead of stopping... Do we make you sleepy - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11 Do we make you sleepy Is he sleeping - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:12 Is he sleeping Twins Basil Twins - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06 Twins Basil Twins I'm gonna get you Austin Powers - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 I'm gonna get you Austin Powers Ow my titties - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05 Ow my titties Yes you look like a macho man - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10 Yes you look like a macho man I'm Dougie I'm Dougie - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 I'm Dougie I'm Dougie Oh what's kicking Basil - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08 Oh what's kicking Basil Crikey Oh great - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07 Crikey Oh great Hey diaper lady - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06 Hey diaper lady

Cast

Austin Powers - Mike Myers
Foxxy Cleopatra - Beyoncé
Scott Evil - Seth Green
Basil Exposition - Michael York
Number Two - Robert Wagner
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