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Ah Jesus Christ This diaper's making my nuts rub togetherlt's gonna start a fire
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Austin Powers in Goldmember

This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire

Fat Bastard: This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire

Full Transcript

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Ah Jesus Christ This diaper's making my nuts rub together
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lt's gonna start a fire
Available in 6 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
523
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:11
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.

Actors

Sharon Osbourne
Sharon Osbourne
Sharon Osbourne
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?
Oh! Fat Bastard... -That's not right. -Sure ain't. Are we done here? l've got to take a crap. AUSTlN - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:57
Oh! Fat Bastard... -That's not right. -Sure ain't....
What the I didn't have any corn - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05
What the I didn't have any corn
Hey diaper lady - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06
Hey diaper lady
FAT BASTARD: Hey, diaper lady. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:20
FAT BASTARD: Hey, diaper lady.
You realIy are a fat bastard. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:41
You realIy are a fat bastard.
FAT BASTARD: Come here, you. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:09
FAT BASTARD: Come here, you.
Ow my titties - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05
Ow my titties
L've got you now, ha-ha-ha. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
L've got you now, ha-ha-ha.
Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:16
Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver.
Crikey Oh greatlsn't this magical - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06
Crikey Oh greatlsn't this magical
Well to be honest with you l've been trying to go legitl reaIly take my sumo wrestling seriously you knowBut when you're an overweight chiIdin a society that demands perfectionwell your sense of right wrongfair and unfairwilI aIways be tragically - Austin Powers in Goldmember 01:15
Well to be honest with you l've been trying to go...
-Hey, Pop. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
-Hey, Pop.
Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads? - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:49
Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
Scotty's on fire. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:23
Scotty's on fire.
AIl right it's getting crowded in hereEveryone out everyone out Come onNot you Scotty Not you Number TwoNot you Frau Not you GoldmemberNot you guys back thereNot you Henchman Holding WrenchNot you Henchman Arbitrarily Turning KnobsMaking lt Seem Like - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:40
AIl right it's getting crowded in hereEveryone out...
Oh, this is uncomfortable. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:12
Oh, this is uncomfortable.
Domo arigato Mr Roboto I thank you - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Domo arigato Mr Roboto I thank you
Domo arigato, Mr. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:22
Domo arigato, Mr.
Well you might be a cunning linguist but l'm a master debater - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05
Well you might be a cunning linguist but l'm a master...