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Austin Powers in Goldmember

All visitations limited to five minutes. No spitting in the visitors' room

GUARD:All visitations limited to five minutes. No spitting in the visitors' room

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GUARD OVER PA All visitations limited to five minutes
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No spitting in the visitors' room
Available in 5 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:48
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.
L have some newslt's your son OhHe wants to take over the famiIy businessScotty doesOh he's gotten so evil he has even started Iosing his hair - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
L have some newslt's your son OhHe wants to take over...
L never met my birth parentsThere was a car accidentEVlL I'm told it was a beautiful Belgian dayThe smell of waffles and Brussels sprouts filled the summer airuntilMy birth mother was incineratedl only survived because her smoking carcassformed a - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:39
L never met my birth parentsThere was a car accidentEVlL...
Time's up. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08
Time's up.
SlNGlNG I don't know how to be No crib on MTVGod only knows Got my Mini Me in the G PSee how it goes Evil's all that I seeAnd you ask me my name D to the rizzoE to the vizzo I to the lizzoI'm a crazy Y'all knew thatAustin caught me in the first act It's - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:24
SlNGlNG I don't know how to be No crib on MTVGod only...
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Instead of treated EVlL: This is for all my homeys in Bruges - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Instead of treated...
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Ah, Cristal. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:27
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Ah, Cristal.
Yeah. AIl right, listen up. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:31
Yeah. AIl right, listen up.
You have the right to remain sexy sugarOh I hope there's a search involved - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
You have the right to remain sexy sugarOh I hope...
Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your moleDon't say mole Stopl said mole StopMOUTHS StopBye AUSTlN MoleMoleMOUTHS StopMole Oh shut upMoley moley moley moley moley - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:32
Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your...
Mole. Stop. -Mole. -Oh, shut up! Moley-moley-moley-moley-moley. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:16
Mole. Stop. -Mole. -Oh, shut up!...
Ladies and gentlemenwelcome to my new submarine lairlt's long and hard and full of seamenLAUGHSNothing NoNot even a titterTough sub - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:21
Ladies and gentlemenwelcome to my new submarine...
Yes you look like a macho manVilIage PeopleYou know Goldmemberl don't think that's something one dude should say to another dudeYeah A little creepy Mm hm - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
Yes you look like a macho manVilIage PeopleYou know...
Oh yes Yes yes yes This is a keeper OiYesAIl right you're not gonna put that skin in your mouth are youYou did Okay that's just grossYes salty Yes that was good - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:20
Oh yes Yes yes yes This is a keeper OiYesAIl right...
Lower the globeSHRlEKS Lower the globeEVlL Ow OwSPEAKS lN GERMANEVlL Well congratulations numbnutsYou've succeeded in turning me into a fricking jack in the boxGet it off Get it off lt's dark it's dark - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:19
Lower the globeSHRlEKS Lower the globeEVlL Ow OwSPEAKS lN...
EVlL Well congratulations numbnutsYou've succeeded in turning me into a fricking jack in the boxGet it off Get it off lt's dark it's dark - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11
EVlL Well congratulations numbnutsYou've succeeded in...
Right in the kniggin - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Right in the kniggin
AIl right hold on while I try and find my balIs for God's sakesOne two and threeOkay l'm okay - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11
AIl right hold on while I try and find my balIs for...
Dr Evil we still have the ultimate insurance policyMay I present to youthe very sexual the very tightAustin Powers' fatherHis what His father Dr EvilHis fargerWhat's a farger His father You know the fatherYeah Goldmember I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:34
Dr Evil we still have the ultimate insurance policyMay I...
Bring him to me Easy peezy lemon squeezyOh put the guns down ls this the first day on the job or somethingLook this is how it goes You attack me one at a timeand I knock you out with a single punch Okay GoJudo chop Oh he's goodJudo chopDo you know who I - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:32
Bring him to me Easy peezy lemon squeezyOh put the guns down...
L thought I smelled cabbage - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:03
L thought I smelled cabbage