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Austin Powers in Goldmember

I never knew my birth parents. There was a car accident. My birth mother was incinerated,...

Austin Powers in Goldmember • 2002

Dr. Evil:I never knew my birth parents. There was a car accident. My birth mother was incinerated, and I only survived because her smoking carcass had formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluence. A Belgian man and his fifteen year-old love slave were looting the accident scene, and came across a blood soaked baby, moi. They raised me to be evil. You know, that old chestnut

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l never met my birth parents

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There was a car accident

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EVlL I'm told it was a beautiful Belgian day

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The smell of waffles and Brussels sprouts filled the summer air

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until

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My birth mother was incinerated

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l only survived because her smoking carcass

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formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effIuence

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EVlL A Belgian man and his 15 year old love slave with webbed feet

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was looting the accident scene

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They came across a blood soaked baby moi

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EVlL They raised me to be evil

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You know that old chestnut

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انا لم اقابل مع والدي الحقيقيين

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لقد كان حادث سير

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اجزم بأنه كان يوما لطيف في بلجيكا

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رائحة الفطائر و الكرنب ملأت نسيم الصيف وفجأة

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والدتي الحقيقية احترقت

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ولقد نجوت بفضل رائحة جثتها المحترقة

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ال ذي شك ل شرنقة حماية مثل حشد من الناس

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وبعد ذلك اخذني رجل بلجيكي هو وابنته البالغة من العمر ب15 سنة

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رأى الحادث ورأي الطفل الغارق بالدماء الذي هو أنا

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ولقد ربوني على الشر حتى اصبحت شريرا

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Je n'ai jamais rencontré mes vrais parents

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Il y a eut un accident de voiture

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J'ai entendu dire que c'était un beau jour en Belgique

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L'odeur des gaufres et des choux de Bruxelles emplissaient l'air de l'été

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Quand soudain

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Ma vraie mère à été incinérée

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J'ai survécu grâce à des morceaux de carcasse

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qui ont formé un cocon de protection

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comme une masse de gens

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Un homme Belge m'a alors recueilli Lui et sa fille de 15 ans

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ont vu l'accident et tout le sang

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Résultat moi bébé

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Aux mains de gens qui m'ont élevé à devenir diabolique

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Vous savez bien ce genre de conneries

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Ich hab meine richtigen EItern nie kennen geIernt

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Da war ein AutounfaII

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Man sagte mir es sei ein wunderschoner beIgischer Tag gewesen

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Die sommerIiche Luft war erfuIIt vom Duft von WaffeIn und Pommes

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bis meine richtige Mutter eingeaschert wurde

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Ich habe nur uberIebt weiI ihr quaImender Kadaver

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um mich eine SchutzhuIIe aus menschIichen Uberresten biIdete

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Ein BeIgier und seine 15 jahrige LiebesskIavin pIunderten den UnfaIIort

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Sie stie en auf ein bIutverschmiertes Baby Moi

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Sie erzogen mich dazu bose zu sein Na ja die aIte Leier Sie wissen schon

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Aku tak pernah bertemu orang tua ku

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Itu sebuah kecelakaan di mobil

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Aku dikatakan bahwa itu hari Belgia yang indah

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Bau kue dan wangi parfum menghiasi udara musim panas sampai

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Ibu kandung ku terbakar

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Aku bertahan karena bau rokoknya

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membentuk perlindungan dari pembantain manusia

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Seorang pria Belgia dan anaknya 15 th yang menyukai budak

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yang melihat kejadiannya yang penuh dengan darah

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Mereka mengajarkan aku menjadi jahat Kau tau Itu cerita lama

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Nunca conocí a mis padres naturales

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Hubo un accidente de auto

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Me dicen que hacía un día belga precioso

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El olor de los waffles y de las coles de Bruselas

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llenaba el aire hasta que

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Mi madre natural murió incinerada

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Yo solo sobreviví porque su cadáver humeante

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formó un capullo protector de efluvios de humano asesinado

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Un hombre belga y su amante quinceañera con pies de pato

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estaban saqueando la escena del accidente y me encontraron

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Me criaron para ser perverso

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Ya sabes el viejo cuento

Available in 6 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

690

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:29

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.