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Listen Dad if you are gonna talk about naughty thingsin front of these American girlsthen at least speak English EnglishAIl right my sonl couId've had it away with this cracking Judy my old chinaAre

Austin Powers in Goldmember

She shat on a turtle!

Austin Powers in Goldmember • 2002

Austin Powers:Listen, dad, if you are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls, then at least speak English.Nigel Powers:All right, my son. I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China.Austin Powers:Are you telling a bunch of pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur?Nigel Powers:What, billy no mates?Austin Powers:Too right, youth.Nigel Powers:Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint?Austin Powers:Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!Nigel Powers:Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears!Austin Powers:She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and...Austin Powers:Austin Powers:...Austin Powers, Nigel Powers:--tea kettle!Nigel Powers:And then, and then...Austin Powers, Nigel Powers:She shat on a turtle!

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Listen Dad if you are gonna talk about naughty things

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in front of these American girls

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then at least speak English English

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AIl right my son

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l couId've had it away with this cracking Judy my old china

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Are you telIing pork pies and a bag of tripe

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Because if you are feeling quiggly why not just have a J Arthur

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What Billy No Mates Too right youth

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Don't you remember the din din with the grotty Scottish bint

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Oh the one that was alI sixes and sevens

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The trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears

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Yes yes she was the barrister that became a bobby in a lorry

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MUMBLlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY

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with a Gatling gun in and above St Regis

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استمع يا أبي إذا تريد أن تتحدث عن الأشياء المخلة للآداب أمام هؤلاء الفتيات الأمريكيات

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فعلى الاقل نتحدث بالعامية

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حسنا يا بني

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أنا كنت على وشك أن أمارس الجنس مع هؤلاء الفتيات الرائعات

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هل هذا صحيح

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اذا كنت مثارا لم لا تمتع نفسك

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ماذا لوحدي

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بالتأكيد

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هل تذكر عشاء عيد الميلاد مع هذه الفتاة الاسكتلندية

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المجنونة

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لقد كانت زوجة الراقص الذي يعيش في الطابق العلوي

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ذلك المحامي الذي اصبح شرطيا

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غلاية الشاي ز

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Ecoute papa si tu vas dire des cochonneries

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devant ces femmes Américaines

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Parle au moi anglais anglais

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Ok fiston

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J'allais faire l'amour à ces superbes femmes

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C'est vrai

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Si tu étais excité Pourquoi tu t'es pas astiqué toi même

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Quoi tout seul

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Ouais

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Tu te souviens le dîner de Noël avec cette femme écossaise

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La folle

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C'était la femme du danseur qui vivait au dessus

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Un avocat qui est devenu un flic dans un camion

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une bouilloire

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Hor zu Dad wenn du schon vor diesen Amerikanerinnen

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uber schmutzige Dinge reden wiIIst

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tu's wenigstens wie ein Offizier der RoyaI Navy

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Oh richtig mein Sohn

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Noch ein Grad mehr und ich hatte meine Nock im Schwertkasten versenkt Ich woIlte gerade mit diesem

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Klingt wie die Mar vom wei en WaI Ehrlich

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Wenn die Brise so steif war hattest du deinen PoIler selbst schrubben konnen Wenn du erregt warst hattest du

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Was wie ein Schiffbruchiger Ohne Topp und TakeI AlIeine

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Erinnert mich an die Bescherung in der Kombuse mit der SchottenqualIe Wie damals das Weihnachtsessen

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Die nicht mehr alIe Taue an der TakeIage hatte Die Verruckte

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Die war der Mast und Schotbruch fur den Leichtmatrosen der in den Rahen steppte Das war die Ehefrau vom Tanzer

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Ja statt die Putz anzupeilen wolIte sie ihre BiIge nach Luv loschen Statt zur Toilette ging sie ans Fenster

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Dann hat sie ihr Heck durchs BulIauge rausgehievt

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Dengar yah jika kau ingin membicarakan tentang hal yang nakal di depan gadis gadis Amerika ini

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Paling tidak sedikit saja gunakan bahasa Inggris

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Baiklah nak

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Aku baru saja bercinta dengan gadis gadis cantik ini

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Apakah benar

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Jika kau dibangunkan kenapa kau tak coba menyenagkan dirimu sendiri

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Apa Sendiri

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Tentu

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Ingatkah makan malam krismas dengan gadis skotlandia dulu

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Oh yang gila itu

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Dia istri seorang penari yang tinggal di lantai atas

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Seorang pengacara yang menjadi polisi di truk itu

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Si vas a hablar de cosas obscenas

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enfrente de chicas norteamericanas

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al menos habla inglés de Inglaterra

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Ah cierto hijo mío

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Iba a hacer el amor con esta belleza

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Estás diciendo la verdad

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Si te excitaste date placer

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Qué yo solo Así es

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Recuerdas Navidad con la escocesa

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La que estaba loca

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Esposa del bailarín que vivía arriba

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Una abogada que se volvió policía

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con su ametralladora en un Bogner St Regis

Available in 6 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

38

Timestamp in Movie

00:29:40

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.