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Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparationsPreparations A through G were a failure But now ladies and gentlemenwe finally have a working tractor beam which we shalI

Austin Powers in Goldmember

No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole

Austin Powers in Goldmember • 2002

Dr. Evil:Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several Preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.Dr. Evil:What?Scott Evil:Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.Dr. Evil:I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?Scott Evil:Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.Dr. Evil:Perhaps later.Number 2:Dr. Evil, I love your plan.Dr. Evil:You do?Frau Farbissina:Yah. It's a really good plan.Dr. Evil:Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.Dr. Evil:What is it now?Scott Evil:No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole

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Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations

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Preparations A through G were a failure But now ladies and gentlemen

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we finally have a working tractor beam which we shalI call

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Preparation H

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CHUCKLES

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What

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Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass

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l'm sorry did you want some ice cream

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Yes l'd love some chocolate ass cream

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Perhaps later

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Dr Evil I love your plan Yeah eh

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Ja Herr Doctor it's a really good plan

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Yes Frau on the whole l think Preparation H feels good

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SCOTT LAUGHS

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What is it now No nothing You know what I agree

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Preparation H does feel good on the hole

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محاولاتنا السابقة للشعاع الجاذب مرت بالعديد من التحضيرات

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المحاولة الاولى الى السابعة منيت بالفشل الذريع

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لكن الان سيداتي سادتي لدينا اخيرا شعاع جاذب فعال

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الذي سنسميه بالتحضير الثامن

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ماذا

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لم لا تسميه العملية الحمقاء يا احمق

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انا اسف هل تريد بعضا من الايس كريم

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نعم اردت بعضا من الايس كريم بالشيكولاته

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رب ما فيما بعد

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دكتور الشر احب خطتك

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نعم يا دكتور دكتور الشر انه فعلا خطة جيدة

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نعم يا سيدتي عموما اعتقد ان هذه المحاولة ستنجح

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ماذا الان

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لا لا شيئ تعرف ماذا أت فق بأن

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هذه المحاولة تشعر بتحسن

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على الفتحة

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a à voir avec nous

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Nos essais avec les rayons tracteurs

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ont demandé beaucoup de préparation Les tests ont complètement raté

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Maintenant Mesdames et Messieurs nous avons enfin un rayon tracteur efficace

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que nous appellerons

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Préparation H

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Quoi

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Pourquoi pas l'appeler opération Crème pour le cul Couillons

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Excuse moi tu as envie de crème glacée

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Oui j'aimerais bien une peu de glace au chocolat

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Plus tard peut être

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Docteur Evil J'adore votre plan

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Vraiment

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Ouais docteur c'est vraiment un excellent plan

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Oui je crois que préparation H est efficace pour tout

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Qu'est ce qu'il y a encore

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Non rien Tu sais quoi Je suis d'accord

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Préparation H est efficace

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sur le trou

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Je suis content que tu parles le langage famillial

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Unsere ersten Versuche fanden aus verschiedenen AbschussIuken statt

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Was aIIerdings immer wieder zu FehIzundungen fuhrte

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Doch jetzt Ladys und GentIemen

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fIutscht unser weItraumtuchtiger TraktorstrahI wie gecremt

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und ich denke an ''Luke 2'' aIs passenden Namen dafur

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Was

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Nenn die Sache doch gIeich Operation Arschcreme

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Wie bitte WoIItest du Eiscreme

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Ja ich hatte gern etwas SchokoIadenarschcreme

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VieIIeicht spater

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Dr EviI ich Iiebe Ihren PIan

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Ja ha

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Ja Herr Doktor Es ist ein wirkIich guter PIan

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Ja Frau tief drinnen hab ich bei ''Luke 2'' ein gutes GefuhI

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Was denn nun Nichts Du hast Recht

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''Luke 2'' gibt ein gutes GefuhI tief drinnen

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Percobaan awal kita mengenai tractorbeam telah mengalami beberapa persiapan

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Persiapan A sampai G kita benar benar gagal

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Tapi sekarang tuan tuan kita akhirnya memiliki tractorbeam yang bekerja

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Yang kita sebut denganl Persiapan H

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Apa

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Kenapa kau tak bilang saja Operasi Pantat Krim Es krim brengsek

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Maaf apa kau mau es krim

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Ya Aku suka sekali ass pantat cream cokelat

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Mungkin nanti saja

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Dr Evil Aku suka rencanamu

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Ja Herr Doctor itu rencana yang sangat bagus

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Yes Frau seluruhnya Aku rasa Persiapan H itu bagus

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Apa lagi sekarang

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Tak ada Kau tahu Aku setuju

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Persiapan H terasa bagus

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Di dalam lubang

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En qué nos afecta el plan de Goldmember

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La creación de un rayo tractor

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pasó por varias preparaciones

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Las preparaciones A a G fueron un fracaso

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pero ahora damas y caballeros

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finalmente tenemos un rayo tractor que funciona

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al que llamaremos Preparación H

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Qué

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Por qué no la llamas Operación Ojete

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Perdón Quieres un sorbete

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Sí me encantaría un ojete de chocolate

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Luego quizá

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Dr Malo Me encanta su plan

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Ja eh

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Ja herr doctor Es un plan muy bueno

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Sí Frau en general

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creo que la Preparación H me cae bien

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Y ahora No nada Estoy de acuerdo

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La Preparación H cae bien en genanal

Available in 6 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

622

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:31

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.

Actors

Scott Evil

Frau Farbissina