Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A...
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Dr. Evil:
Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil:
What?
Scott Evil:
Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil:
I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil:
Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil:
Perhaps later.
Number 2:
Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil:
You do?
Frau Farbissina:
Yah. It's a really good plan.
Dr. Evil:
Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
[Scott resumes snickering]
Dr. Evil:
What is it now?
Scott Evil:
No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.
Transcript
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Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations
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Preparations A through G were a failure But now ladies and gentlemen
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we finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call
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Preparation H
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What
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Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass
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I'm sorry did you want some ice cream
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Yes I'd love some chocolate ass cream
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Perhaps later
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Dr Evil I love your plan Yeah eh
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Ja Herr Doctor it's a really good plan
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Yes Frau on the whole I think Preparation H feels good
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What is it now No nothing You know what I agree
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Preparation H does feel good on the hole
Clip duration: 53 seconds
Views: 133
Timestamp in movie: 00h 11m 31s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.
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Actors
00:07 Oops I did it again baby Yeah
00:05 I am a sexy beast
00:34 Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975
00:08 Quid pro quo Mr Powers
00:22 Hi I'm Dixie Dixie Normous
00:07 And unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina
00:07 Domo arigato Mr Roboto I thank you
00:07 Right in the kniggin
00:06 Well you might be a cunning linguist but I'm a master...
00:06 Oh I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little...
00:19 Dr Evil you look very tight
00:11 Well congratulations numbnuts
00:09 Respect Oh come on If you've got an issue here's a...
00:05 I love gold
00:40 All right Goldmember don't play the laughing boy
00:09 You have the right to remain sexy sugar
00:21 Lower the globe
00:08 What's wrong with your neck I took a Viagra
00:12 Say mini fella I'm uh
00:35 So Austin what'd you think of the opening credits