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There are only two things l can't stand in this worldPeople who are intolerant of other people's culturesand the Dutch GOLDMEMBER What
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Austin Powers in Goldmember

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch

Nigel Powers:
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch

Full Transcript

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There are only two things l can't stand in this world
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People who are intolerant of other people's cultures
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and the Dutch GOLDMEMBER What
Available in 6 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
458
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:14
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.

Actors

Michael Caine
Nigel Powers
Michael Caine
Mike Myers
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
Shazam - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Shazam
That was close, Foxxy. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:31
That was close, Foxxy.
Well heh the future better get ready for meBecause l'm Foxxy Cleopatra and l'm a whole lot of woman - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:09
Well heh the future better get ready for meBecause l'm...
GUARD: All visitations limited to five minutes. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08
GUARD: All visitations limited to five minutes.
L have some newslt's your son OhHe wants to take over the famiIy businessScotty doesOh he's gotten so evil he has even started Iosing his hair - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
L have some newslt's your son OhHe wants to take over...
L never met my birth parentsThere was a car accidentEVlL I'm told it was a beautiful Belgian dayThe smell of waffles and Brussels sprouts filled the summer airuntilMy birth mother was incineratedl only survived because her smoking carcassformed a - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:39
L never met my birth parentsThere was a car accidentEVlL...
Time's up. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08
Time's up.
SlNGlNG I don't know how to be No crib on MTVGod only knows Got my Mini Me in the G PSee how it goes Evil's all that I seeAnd you ask me my name D to the rizzoE to the vizzo I to the lizzoI'm a crazy Y'all knew thatAustin caught me in the first act It's - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:24
SlNGlNG I don't know how to be No crib on MTVGod only...
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Instead of treated EVlL: This is for all my homeys in Bruges - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Instead of treated...
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Ah, Cristal. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:27
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Ah, Cristal.
Yeah. AIl right, listen up. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:31
Yeah. AIl right, listen up.
You have the right to remain sexy sugarOh I hope there's a search involved - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
You have the right to remain sexy sugarOh I hope...
Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your moleDon't say mole Stopl said mole StopMOUTHS StopBye AUSTlN MoleMoleMOUTHS StopMole Oh shut upMoley moley moley moley moley - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:32
Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your...
Mole. Stop. -Mole. -Oh, shut up! Moley-moley-moley-moley-moley. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:16
Mole. Stop. -Mole. -Oh, shut up!...
Ladies and gentlemenwelcome to my new submarine lairlt's long and hard and full of seamenLAUGHSNothing NoNot even a titterTough sub - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:21
Ladies and gentlemenwelcome to my new submarine...
Yes you look like a macho manVilIage PeopleYou know Goldmemberl don't think that's something one dude should say to another dudeYeah A little creepy Mm hm - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
Yes you look like a macho manVilIage PeopleYou know...
Oh yes Yes yes yes This is a keeper OiYesAIl right you're not gonna put that skin in your mouth are youYou did Okay that's just grossYes salty Yes that was good - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:20
Oh yes Yes yes yes This is a keeper OiYesAIl right...
Lower the globeSHRlEKS Lower the globeEVlL Ow OwSPEAKS lN GERMANEVlL Well congratulations numbnutsYou've succeeded in turning me into a fricking jack in the boxGet it off Get it off lt's dark it's dark - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:19
Lower the globeSHRlEKS Lower the globeEVlL Ow OwSPEAKS lN...
EVlL Well congratulations numbnutsYou've succeeded in turning me into a fricking jack in the boxGet it off Get it off lt's dark it's dark - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11
EVlL Well congratulations numbnutsYou've succeeded in...
Right in the kniggin - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Right in the kniggin