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Uh Dr Evil can I paint his yoo hoo goldlt's kind of my thing you knowHow about no you crazy Dutch bastard
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Austin Powers in Goldmember

How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

Goldmember:Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

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Uh Dr Evil can I paint his yoo hoo gold
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lt's kind of my thing you know
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How about no you crazy Dutch bastard
Available in 6 languages
Duration
18 seconds
Views
926
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:06
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.

Actors

Mike Myers
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard? - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
You know, I think it's a shame the way they treat you. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:33
You know, I think it's a shame the way they treat you.
Say mini fella l'm uhl'm curiousls uh everything in proportionYou know your bobby dangler your general two colonelsyour giggle stick master of ceremoniesYeah Oh don't be shy Let's have a lookMy wordYou're a tripodNlGEL CHUCKLESWhat do you feed that thing - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:41
Say mini fella l'm uhl'm curiousls uh everything...
My word. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:17
My word.
L think we both know who the real brains is behind this operation, eh? - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:09
L think we both know who the real brains is behind this...
Tokyo à gogo, baby. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:46
Tokyo à gogo, baby.
Oh what's kicking BasilA lot's kicking Foxxy Austin - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Oh what's kicking BasilA lot's kicking Foxxy...
Ah Jesus Christ This diaper's making my nuts rub togetherlt's gonna start a fire - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10
Ah Jesus Christ This diaper's making my nuts rub...
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?
Oh! Fat Bastard... -That's not right. -Sure ain't. Are we done here? l've got to take a crap. AUSTlN - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:57
Oh! Fat Bastard... -That's not right. -Sure ain't....
What the I didn't have any corn - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05
What the I didn't have any corn
Hey diaper lady - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06
Hey diaper lady
FAT BASTARD: Hey, diaper lady. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:20
FAT BASTARD: Hey, diaper lady.
You realIy are a fat bastard. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:41
You realIy are a fat bastard.
FAT BASTARD: Come here, you. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:09
FAT BASTARD: Come here, you.
Ow my titties - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05
Ow my titties
L've got you now, ha-ha-ha. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
L've got you now, ha-ha-ha.
Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:16
Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver.
Crikey Oh greatlsn't this magical - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06
Crikey Oh greatlsn't this magical
Well to be honest with you l've been trying to go legitl reaIly take my sumo wrestling seriously you knowBut when you're an overweight chiIdin a society that demands perfectionwell your sense of right wrongfair and unfairwilI aIways be tragically - Austin Powers in Goldmember 01:15
Well to be honest with you l've been trying to go...