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EVlL Well congratulations numbnutsYou've succeeded in turning me into a fricking jack in the boxGet it off Get it off lt's dark it's dark
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Austin Powers in Goldmember

Well, congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin'...

Dr. Evil:Well, congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' jack-in-the-box. Get it off. Get it off! It's dark, it's dark!

Full Transcript

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EVlL Well congratulations numbnuts
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You've succeeded in turning me into a fricking jack in the box
00:00:07.465 --> 00:00:09.925
Get it off Get it off lt's dark it's dark
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
467
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:49
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.

Actors

Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
Right in the kniggin - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Right in the kniggin
AIl right hold on while I try and find my balIs for God's sakesOne two and threeOkay l'm okay - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11
AIl right hold on while I try and find my balIs for...
Dr Evil we still have the ultimate insurance policyMay I present to youthe very sexual the very tightAustin Powers' fatherHis what His father Dr EvilHis fargerWhat's a farger His father You know the fatherYeah Goldmember I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:34
Dr Evil we still have the ultimate insurance policyMay I...
Bring him to me Easy peezy lemon squeezyOh put the guns down ls this the first day on the job or somethingLook this is how it goes You attack me one at a timeand I knock you out with a single punch Okay GoJudo chop Oh he's goodJudo chopDo you know who I - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:32
Bring him to me Easy peezy lemon squeezyOh put the guns down...
L thought I smelled cabbage - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:03
L thought I smelled cabbage
Uh Dr Evil can I paint his yoo hoo goldlt's kind of my thing you knowHow about no you crazy Dutch bastard - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:18
Uh Dr Evil can I paint his yoo hoo goldlt's kind of my...
How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard? - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
You know, I think it's a shame the way they treat you. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:33
You know, I think it's a shame the way they treat you.
Say mini fella l'm uhl'm curiousls uh everything in proportionYou know your bobby dangler your general two colonelsyour giggle stick master of ceremoniesYeah Oh don't be shy Let's have a lookMy wordYou're a tripodNlGEL CHUCKLESWhat do you feed that thing - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:41
Say mini fella l'm uhl'm curiousls uh everything...
My word. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:17
My word.
L think we both know who the real brains is behind this operation, eh? - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:09
L think we both know who the real brains is behind this...
Tokyo à gogo, baby. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:46
Tokyo à gogo, baby.
Oh what's kicking BasilA lot's kicking Foxxy Austin - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Oh what's kicking BasilA lot's kicking Foxxy...
Ah Jesus Christ This diaper's making my nuts rub togetherlt's gonna start a fire - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10
Ah Jesus Christ This diaper's making my nuts rub...
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?
Oh! Fat Bastard... -That's not right. -Sure ain't. Are we done here? l've got to take a crap. AUSTlN - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:57
Oh! Fat Bastard... -That's not right. -Sure ain't....
What the I didn't have any corn - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:05
What the I didn't have any corn
Hey diaper lady - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:06
Hey diaper lady
FAT BASTARD: Hey, diaper lady. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:20
FAT BASTARD: Hey, diaper lady.
You realIy are a fat bastard. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:41
You realIy are a fat bastard.