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Well to be honest with you l've been trying to go legitl reaIly take my sumo wrestling seriously you knowBut when you're an overweight chiIdin a society that demands perfectionwell your sense of right

Austin Powers in Goldmember

It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's...

Austin Powers in Goldmember • 2002

Fat Bastard:I've been tryin' to go legit.Austin Powers:Of course...Fat Bastard:But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed...Austin Powers:Did you just soil yourself?Fat Bastard:Maybe.Fat Bastard:It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

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Well to be honest with you l've been trying to go legit

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l reaIly take my sumo wrestling seriously you know

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But when you're an overweight chiId

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in a society that demands perfection

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well your sense of right wrong

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fair and unfair

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wilI aIways be tragically skewed

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FARTS

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Did you just soiI yourself

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Maybe heh heh heh

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lt did sound a little wet didn't it Right at the end

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Ooh Ha ha ha

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Let's have a smell alI right

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GUN COCKS

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Ooh wafting wafting

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Oh everyone likes their own brand don't they This is magic

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AIl right analysis

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Oh it smells like carrots and throw up

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Oh that could gag a maggot

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l smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass

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Oh even stink wouId say that stinks

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You know when you go into an apartment building

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and you smelI other people's cooking on each floor and you go

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What are they cooking That plus crap

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حسنا لاكون صادقا معك انا احاول بأن اكون مصارع سومو

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آخذها بجدية كبيرة

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لكن عندما تكون طفلا بدينا

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في مجتمع يهتم بالمظاهر الخارجية

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كإحساسك بالصح أو الخطأ العدل والظلم

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سنشعر بأسى عظيم

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هل تخزي نفسك

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ربما

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كأنه خروج هواء رطب صغير وخصوصا من مؤخرتك

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دعنا نشم رائحته

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هبوب هبوب

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هل كل العالم يملكون نفس رائحته يا له من سحر

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حسنا بالتفصيل

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رائحته مثل الجزر اوالقيء

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كافية بأن تمو ت الديدان التي في الامعاء

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رائحته مثل الجثة المتعفنة

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حتى النتن يقول هذا نتن

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كما تعلم عندما تذهب إلى مجمع سكني

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وتشم رائحة طبخ الآخرين في كل طابق

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وتقول ماذا يطبخون

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هذا نتن جدا

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Pour être honnête j'essaye vraiment de devenir un sumo

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Je prends tout ça très sérieusement

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Quand on est un enfant gros

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dans une société aussi perfectionniste

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avec un sens du vrai et du faux de la justice et de l'injustice

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on a toujours été magistralement couillonnés

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Est ce que tu t'es souillé là

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Peut être

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Ca avait l'air un peu humide non Surtout à la fin

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Sentons un peu

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Oh tout l'monde aime sa propre odeur non C'est magique

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Ok analysons

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Ca sent les carottes et le vomi

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Ca sent le gros cul malade d'une carcasse pourrie

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Même un très puant dirait que ça pue

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Comme dans un ascenseur où les autres puent aussi

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Um ehrIich zu sein ich wiII's jetzt auf die LegaIe versuchen

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Ja sicher

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Ich nehm das Sumo Ringen wirkIich ernst

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Aber aIs ubergewichtiges Kind

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in einer GeseIIschaft die nach Perfektion verIangt

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wird dein Sinn fur Recht und Unrecht

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fur fair und unfair standig auf tragische Weise zerruttet

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Langer Pups

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Hast du dir etwa gerade ins Handtuch gemacht

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Schon mogIich

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Es kIang ein wenig feucht was

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Ganz am Ende

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Lasst uns maI riechen

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Fachern fachern

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Jeder hat seinen eigenen Geschmack was

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Ich find das himmIisch

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Gut AnaIyse

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Riecht wie Karotten und Kotzbrockchen

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Da kommt ja 'ne Made ins Wurgen

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Riecht wie der aIte verseuchte Arsch von 'ner verwesenden TierIeiche

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SeIbst ein Stinker wurde sagen dass das stinkt

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Ihr wisst schon wenn man in so einen PIattenbau geht

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und auf jedem Stockwerk riecht man was anderes

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und man fragt sich was die Leute da kochen

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Das pIus Enddarm

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Baik jujur saja Aku telah mencoba untuk meninggalkannya

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Aku benar benar serius melakukan sumo ini

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Tapi saat kau kelebihan berat waktu kecil

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disaat masyarakat menuntut kesempurnaan

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Seperti indra benarmu Salah baik dan Jahat

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Kita akan selalu sedih dengan tragis

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Apa kau baru saja mengotori dirimu sendiri

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Mungkin

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Kedengarannya sedikit basah tepat di akhirnya uhh

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Mari kita cium baunya

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Menyebar menyebar

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Setiap orang suka jenisnya sendiri bukan Ini Magic

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Coba analisa

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Baunya seperti wortel dan melempar

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Pasti banyak belatungnya

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Baunya seperti binatang sakit dan bangkai

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Bahkan baunya mengatakan bau sekali

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Saat kau pergi ke bangunan apartemen

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dan kau mencium masakan orang di kamarnya

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dan kau bertanya Apa yang mereka masak'

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Itu ditambah omong kosong

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La verdad he estado tratando de volverme honesto

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Sí claro

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Me tomo las luchas de sumo muy en serio

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Pero cuando eres un niño gordo

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en una sociedad que exige perfección

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tu sentido del bien y del mal

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lo justo e injusto

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siempre estará trágicamente distorsionado

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Te acabas de ensuciar

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Quizá

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Sí sonó un poco húmedo verdad

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Justo al final

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Hay que echarle un olfateo Olfateando olfateando

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A todos les gustan los de su propia marca no

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Es magia

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Bueno análisis

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Huele a zanahorias y vómito

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Eso puede asfixiar a un gusano

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Huelo un culo caliente asqueroso de cadáver muerto

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Hasta el hedor diría que hiede

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Es como cuando entras a una casa

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y hueles lo que están cocinando y dices

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Qué están cocinando

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Es eso más mierda

Available in 6 languages

Duration

75 seconds

Views

69

Timestamp in Movie

00:51:25

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.