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Would you like a smoke and a pancakeA what A smoke and a pancakeYou know flapjack and a cigarette HmmAIl right Cigar and a waffleNo Pipe and a crepeNo Bong and a blintz NlGEL AUSTlN NoAh welI Then
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Austin Powers in Goldmember

That's not right

Goldmember:Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?Austin Powers:A what?Goldmember:A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.Austin Powers:That's not right

Full Transcript

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Would you like a smoke and a pancake
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A what A smoke and a pancake
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You know flapjack and a cigarette Hmm
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AIl right Cigar and a waffle
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No Pipe and a crepe
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No Bong and a blintz NlGEL AUSTlN No
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Ah welI Then there is no pIeasing you
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That's not right
Available in 6 languages
Duration
23 seconds
Views
1,388
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:26
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Eric's Boy,New Line Cinema,Team Todd,Gratitude International,Moving Pictures

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Movie Summary

Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.

Actors

Mike Myers
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
You're insane GoIdmemberLAUGHSAnd that's the way uh huh uh huh I like itKC and the Sunshine Band - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:11
You're insane GoIdmemberLAUGHSAnd that's the way...
AIl right GoIdmember don't play the laughing boyThere are only two things l can't stand in this worldPeople who are intolerant of other people's culturesand the Dutch GOLDMEMBER WhatBEEPSTake the father awayDutch hater And now ha ha it is time to say - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:34
AIl right GoIdmember don't play the laughing boyThere...
There are only two things l can't stand in this worldPeople who are intolerant of other people's culturesand the Dutch GOLDMEMBER What - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:12
There are only two things l can't stand in this...
Shazam - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
Shazam
That was close, Foxxy. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:31
That was close, Foxxy.
Well heh the future better get ready for meBecause l'm Foxxy Cleopatra and l'm a whole lot of woman - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:09
Well heh the future better get ready for meBecause l'm...
GUARD: All visitations limited to five minutes. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08
GUARD: All visitations limited to five minutes.
L have some newslt's your son OhHe wants to take over the famiIy businessScotty doesOh he's gotten so evil he has even started Iosing his hair - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
L have some newslt's your son OhHe wants to take over...
L never met my birth parentsThere was a car accidentEVlL I'm told it was a beautiful Belgian dayThe smell of waffles and Brussels sprouts filled the summer airuntilMy birth mother was incineratedl only survived because her smoking carcassformed a - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:39
L never met my birth parentsThere was a car accidentEVlL...
Time's up. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:08
Time's up.
SlNGlNG I don't know how to be No crib on MTVGod only knows Got my Mini Me in the G PSee how it goes Evil's all that I seeAnd you ask me my name D to the rizzoE to the vizzo I to the lizzoI'm a crazy Y'all knew thatAustin caught me in the first act It's - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:24
SlNGlNG I don't know how to be No crib on MTVGod only...
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Instead of treated EVlL: This is for all my homeys in Bruges - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:10
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Instead of treated...
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Ah, Cristal. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:27
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Ah, Cristal.
Yeah. AIl right, listen up. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:31
Yeah. AIl right, listen up.
You have the right to remain sexy sugarOh I hope there's a search involved - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:07
You have the right to remain sexy sugarOh I hope...
Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your moleDon't say mole Stopl said mole StopMOUTHS StopBye AUSTlN MoleMoleMOUTHS StopMole Oh shut upMoley moley moley moley moley - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:32
Yes nice to mole you Meet you Nice to meet your...
Mole. Stop. -Mole. -Oh, shut up! Moley-moley-moley-moley-moley. - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:16
Mole. Stop. -Mole. -Oh, shut up!...
Ladies and gentlemenwelcome to my new submarine lairlt's long and hard and full of seamenLAUGHSNothing NoNot even a titterTough sub - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:21
Ladies and gentlemenwelcome to my new submarine...
Yes you look like a macho manVilIage PeopleYou know Goldmemberl don't think that's something one dude should say to another dudeYeah A little creepy Mm hm - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:13
Yes you look like a macho manVilIage PeopleYou know...
Oh yes Yes yes yes This is a keeper OiYesAIl right you're not gonna put that skin in your mouth are youYou did Okay that's just grossYes salty Yes that was good - Austin Powers in Goldmember 00:20
Oh yes Yes yes yes This is a keeper OiYesAIl right...