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"Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" quotes

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery poster
A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960s emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.

Director: Jay Roach
Writer: Mike Myers
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $53,911,748
Released: 02 May 1997
Awards: 3 wins & 8 nominations

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Austin PowersNumber TwoScott EvilTherapistBasil ExpositionVanessa KensingtonCowboyFrau FarbissinaAlotta FaginaPaddy O'brienMustafaCommander GilmourCasino DealerQuartermaster ClerkMrs. KensingtonGeneral BorschevskyLas Vegas TouristEasily Fooled Security Guard
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What's the other - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:33 What's the other Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:16 Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots Does that make you HORNY - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:12 Does that make you HORNY He's always offered the same high quality meals at competitive prices - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:26 He's always offered the same high quality meals at... Your dad loved her very much - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:38 Your dad loved her very much I want you to meet daddy's nemesis - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:50 I want you to meet daddy's nemesis The details of my life are quite inconsequential - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 02:56 The details of my life are quite inconsequential I suggest you hit - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:38 I suggest you hit Even before you start - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:42 Even before you start Welcome to my underground lair - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 01:02 Welcome to my underground lair One Swedish made penis enlarger - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 01:33 One Swedish made penis enlarger Or shall we shag later - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:44 Or shall we shag later Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 01:06 Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in... Men come first and women come second - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:21 Men come first and women come second The Big Boy never left - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:28 The Big Boy never left And how's Austin - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 02:13 And how's Austin Frau Farbissina - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:44 Frau Farbissina Who is this Austin Powers - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:25 Who is this Austin Powers I've got you now - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:49 I've got you now What do you want - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:56 What do you want I'll never forget the first time I saw you - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:50 I'll never forget the first time I saw you Allow myself to introduce - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:08 Allow myself to introduce It's called blackmail - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:45 It's called blackmail The Cold War is over - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:14 The Cold War is over Austin Danger Powers - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09 Austin Danger Powers I know I'm being neurotic - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:51 I know I'm being neurotic My job is to acclimatize you to the nineties - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:24 My job is to acclimatize you to the nineties Only two things scare me - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:20 Only two things scare me I Want you to meet Daddy's nemesis Austin Powers - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:28 I Want you to meet Daddy's nemesis Austin Powers I have one simple request - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:40 I have one simple request I was thinking I like animals - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:16 I was thinking I like animals I wish I was never artificially created in a lab - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09 I wish I was never artificially created in a lab I really think he wants to kill me - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:23 I really think he wants to kill me Vanessa's got a fabulous body - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:20 Vanessa's got a fabulous body How can you tell - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:08 How can you tell Begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:37 Begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism Not the time to lose one's head - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:21 Not the time to lose one's head Thank you very much - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:11 Thank you very much It seems the tables have turned again - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:15 It seems the tables have turned again My name is Austin Powers - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09 My name is Austin Powers Are you in the show - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:14 Are you in the show Who does Number Two work for - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:14 Who does Number Two work for Do you really expect them to pay - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:20 Do you really expect them to pay She's the village bicycle - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:05 She's the village bicycle Remember when we froze your semen - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:32 Remember when we froze your semen It's freedom baby yeah - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:05 It's freedom baby yeah I would never have sex with you - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:20 I would never have sex with you What did you eat - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06 What did you eat Ex Irish assassin - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:56 Ex Irish assassin Always wanting to have fun - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:18 Always wanting to have fun Do I make you horny - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:11 Do I make you horny I like to see girls of that - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:26 I like to see girls of that Pardon me for being rude - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09 Pardon me for being rude We come to my number two man - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:08 We come to my number two man There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06 There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster How dare you break wind before me - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:07 How dare you break wind before me Allow myself to introduce myself - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:13 Allow myself to introduce myself Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:14 Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day Founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:07 Founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation... What do we have - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:03 What do we have You have a lot of explaining to do - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:18 You have a lot of explaining to do That really hurt - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:13 That really hurt You shot me right in the arm - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:08 You shot me right in the arm I won't bite hard - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06 I won't bite hard I'm just not getting it - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:13 I'm just not getting it To counter their mojo - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:18 To counter their mojo WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:10 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE Virtucon has grown by leaps and bounds - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:29 Virtucon has grown by leaps and bounds Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06 Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe... I've been frozen for 30 years - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:26 I've been frozen for 30 years I wants chicken - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:11 I wants chicken Jimi Hendrix deceased - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:17 Jimi Hendrix deceased Care for some sake Sake it to me baby - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06 Care for some sake Sake it to me baby I give you the Vulcan - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:13 I give you the Vulcan What exactly do you do - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:11 What exactly do you do And I can't believe Liberace was gay - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:10 And I can't believe Liberace was gay Wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:10 Wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living We have some new comers here today - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:24 We have some new comers here today What's your plan - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:11 What's your plan Judo chop - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:04 Judo chop Bring in the FEMBOTS - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:04 Bring in the FEMBOTS It's frickin' freezing in here - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09 It's frickin' freezing in here Do you like your quasi futuristic clothes Mr - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:08 Do you like your quasi futuristic clothes Mr You can't resist me - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06 You can't resist me You're right to be suspicious - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:09 You're right to be suspicious I think you're shagedelic baby - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06 I think you're shagedelic baby But you didn't happen to see - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:06 But you didn't happen to see That's not your mother it's a man baby - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:05 That's not your mother it's a man baby She was very groovy - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 00:31 She was very groovy
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Cast

Austin Powers - Mike Myers
Vanessa Kensington - Elizabeth Hurley
Basil Exposition - Michael York
Mrs. Kensington - Mimi Rogers
Number Two - Robert Wagner
All Cast