Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak...
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Scott Evil:
Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.
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How was your day?
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Well, my friend Sweet Jay
took me to that video arcade...
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...and they don't speak English,
so Jay got into a fight...
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...and he's all, "Quit hassling me
because I don't speak French."
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And the guy says something in Paris talk
and I'm like, "Just back off."
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And they're all, "Get out."
And we're like, "Make me."
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It was cool.
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Fascinating.
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What are your plans for this evening?
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I thought I'd stay in. There's a good
titty movie on Skinemax.
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And that's how you'd like
to live your life, is it?
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Yeah.
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- Pretty much. Yeah, okay.
SCOTT: What?
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Ow.
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Scott...
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...I want you to meet Daddy's nemesis,
Austin Powers.
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What are you, feeding him?
Why don't you just kill him?
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No, Scott. I have an even better idea.
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I'm going to place him
in an easily-escapable situation...
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...involving an overly-elaborate
and exotic death.
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SCOTT:
Why don't you just shoot him now?
Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 709
Timestamp in movie: 01h 02m 49s
Uploaded: 17 September, 2021
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960s emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.
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00:21 Men come first and women come second
00:13 I give you the Vulcan
00:04 Bring in the FEMBOTS
00:28 The Big Boy never left
00:31 She was very groovy
02:13 And how's Austin
00:22 I'm the sensible one
00:26 Release the sharks
00:18 I'm gonna need you to sign these release forms
00:44 Your timing is impeccable
00:44 Frau Farbissina
00:20 Why don't you ever model for me
00:25 Who is this Austin Powers
00:49 I've got you now
00:10 Enjoy that wine
00:33 Alotta meant nothing to me
00:30 What brings you here with us today
00:36 Very shagadelic
00:18 I look forward to working with you
00:10 I haven't had this much fun since college