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"Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" quotes

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me poster
Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Director: Jay Roach
Writer: Mike Myers, Michael McCullers
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $206,040,086
Released: 11 Jun 1999
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 18 wins & 31 nominations total

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It looks like a huge - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 01:26 It looks like a huge HOW could you do it - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:32 HOW could you do it Talk to the hand - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 01:07 Talk to the hand You had your chance - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 01:02 You had your chance Felicity Shagwell - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:28 Felicity Shagwell Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:24 Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa Ladies and gentlemen - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:43 Ladies and gentlemen I don't know what - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20 I don't know what The world is mine - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17 The world is mine You're an animal - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 01:03 You're an animal So cut me some frickin' slack - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:37 So cut me some frickin' slack That's not right - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:25 That's not right I'm just trying to - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:50 I'm just trying to Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:18 Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock... If you've got a time machine - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12 If you've got a time machine How could you do this to me - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29 How could you do this to me You have to kill me - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 01:12 You have to kill me He got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:53 He got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge Well how could you do it l was just doing my job - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19 Well how could you do it l was just doing my job You know what's remarkable - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08 You know what's remarkable You shut your mouth - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08 You shut your mouth Do you smoke after sex l don't know baby I never looked - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:06 Do you smoke after sex l don't know baby I never looked Looks like you have a choice - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:40 Looks like you have a choice I can't believe Vanessa - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:24 I can't believe Vanessa How does that feel - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09 How does that feel Ow You shot me you A hoIe - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07 Ow You shot me you A hoIe I can't believe we're gonna pay that madman - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:18 I can't believe we're gonna pay that madman I've turned the moon into what I like to call a Death Star - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20 I've turned the moon into what I like to call a Death... I want to see what happens in the 70s and 80s - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:14 I want to see what happens in the 70s and 80s Of course I'm not happy - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 01:00 Of course I'm not happy But it's just not in the cards now is it - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17 But it's just not in the cards now is it Talk to the hand because the face don't want to hear it anymore - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:31 Talk to the hand because the face don't want to hear it... When did you get The Clapper - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08 When did you get The Clapper From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:43 From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone Stop humping the laser - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11 Stop humping the laser You are my love child with Dr - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12 You are my love child with Dr I've heard a lot about you - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13 I've heard a lot about you How was your honeymoon - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15 How was your honeymoon Those are skin tight - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08 Those are skin tight This coffee smells like shit - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19 This coffee smells like shit I'm your father - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:22 I'm your father Entire meals come in pill form - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:16 Entire meals come in pill form We don't gnaw on our kitty - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11 We don't gnaw on our kitty I will never love another man - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09 I will never love another man The key to this plan is the giant laser - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30 The key to this plan is the giant laser My name is Robin Swallows - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13 My name is Robin Swallows If anything should happen to you - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15 If anything should happen to you I could go back and visit my frozen self - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:26 I could go back and visit my frozen self Are you kidding - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12 Are you kidding Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09 Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something What have we learned here today - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17 What have we learned here today That sort of thing could get a man fired - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20 That sort of thing could get a man fired You look so healthy - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07 You look so healthy Let me ask you a question - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:46 Let me ask you a question Give me that The world is mine - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07 Give me that The world is mine First things first - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:24 First things first I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09 I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:05 Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing L'm dead sexy - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:06 L'm dead sexy What if god was one of us - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:32 What if god was one of us I've lost my mojo - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27 I've lost my mojo After I destroy Washington D - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:33 After I destroy Washington D You know Scott - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:21 You know Scott Do you know how we keep warm in Russia - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11 Do you know how we keep warm in Russia Let me make you a deal - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30 Let me make you a deal We've had reports that there's a spy in the Ministry of Defense - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:40 We've had reports that there's a spy in the... Oh yes Yes Oh - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:05 Oh yes Yes Oh L've got bigger titties than you do - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:04 L've got bigger titties than you do The power of Christ compels you - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:06 The power of Christ compels you Can I have some chocolates - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15 Can I have some chocolates Things won't get weird - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:10 Things won't get weird Oh thank God - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:04 Oh thank God And one for my homies - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08 And one for my homies How about one of your world famous massages - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29 How about one of your world famous massages Mr President allow me to demonstrate - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29 Mr President allow me to demonstrate Prepare to die Powers - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:56 Prepare to die Powers Oh my God - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:23 Oh my God Get in my belly - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07 Get in my belly Right in the mommy daddy button - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08 Right in the mommy daddy button Is the movie over - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17 Is the movie over Send in the clone - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:05 Send in the clone Okay Sick as a dog now - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13 Okay Sick as a dog now And l'm spent - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:04 And l'm spent Take special care of him - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07 Take special care of him Paging Dr Freud - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:05 Paging Dr Freud Me spuds are boiling - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:04 Me spuds are boiling Dr Evil what are we going to do about Powers - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12 Dr Evil what are we going to do about Powers You know Dr Evil I received your memo from the future - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13 You know Dr Evil I received your memo from the future L have to speak to you about this Mini Me - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17 L have to speak to you about this Mini Me
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Cast

Austin Powers - Mike Myers
Felicity Shagwell - Heather Graham
Basil Exposition - Michael York
Number Two - Robert Wagner
Young Number Two - Rob Lowe
All Cast