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So Austin what's the future likeWell everyone has a flying carentire meals come in pill formand the Earth is ruIed by damned dirty apesOh my God
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Felicity Shagwell:
So Austin, tell me about the future.Austin:Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by damn dirty apes.Felicity Shagwell:Oh my God!

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So Austin what's the future like
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Well everyone has a flying car
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entire meals come in pill form
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and the Earth is ruIed by damned dirty apes
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Oh my God
Available in 7 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
3,001
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:00
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Heather Graham
Felicity Shagwell
Heather Graham
Mike Myers
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
You're quite good on your feetl'm even better off my feet - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:06
You're quite good on your feetl'm even better off...
-Hi. -Hi. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
-Hi. -Hi.
-lt got weird, didn't it? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:37
-lt got weird, didn't it?
Things won't get weird - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:10
Things won't get weird
You know I will never love another manYes that's true - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
You know I will never love another manYes that's true
SCOTT: Dad. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:45
SCOTT: Dad.
L was just thinking that maybe we can work all this outAfter all you are my fatherScott you had your chance okayl already had someone created in my imageHe's eviI he wants to take over the worldand he fits easily into most overhead storage binsSCOTT Him - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:33
L was just thinking that maybe we can work all this outAfter...
L am a sexy bitch, yes. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:14
L am a sexy bitch, yes.
That's how my mojo was stolen. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
That's how my mojo was stolen.
How about one of your world famous massagesYou mean a sensual massageRight then OkayHere we go YesYesOh wait a minute Something's itching meThat's betterCrikey - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29
How about one of your world famous massagesYou mean a...
Oh, wait a minute. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:10
Oh, wait a minute.
How does that feel, baby? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
How does that feel, baby?
Ls it me? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
Ls it me?
Hello Agent Shagwell Where's Austinl must've said something wrong so he just left all of a suddenListen Felicity I don't want you getting too close to AustinIt's not meant to bel don't get too close to anybody BasiIMy interest is purely professional - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:37
Hello Agent Shagwell Where's Austinl must've said...
Look at yourselfYou used to be so virileYou were a swinger manAnd now you're nothingBut at least it can't get any worse - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:18
Look at yourselfYou used to be so virileYou were a swinger...
Remember, by any means necessary. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:34
Remember, by any means necessary.
You see l've turned the moon into what I like to calIa death starLAUGHSWhat Nothing DarthWhat did you call meNo nothing Rip offBIess you - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20
You see l've turned the moon into what I like to calIa...
Anyways the key to this plan is the giant laserlt was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr ParsonsTherefore we shall caIl it the Alan Parsons ProjectOh my GodWhat nowThe AIan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982Why don't you just - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
Anyways the key to this plan is the giant laserlt was...
L've lost my mojoSo that's why you Yes yesl thought you didn't like meOh no baby You're very shagadelicl just didn't wanna fall in love againand I thought you'd never love me without my mojolt's not you You're fabYou're switched on You're a bit of aIl - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27
L've lost my mojoSo that's why you Yes yesl...
Go, go, go! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27
Go, go, go!