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First things first Where's your shitterl've got a turtle head poking outCharmingl'm not kiddingl got a crap on deck that could choke a donkeylt's squidgeyChrist l'm getting all emotional from it you

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

I'm not kidding. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aw, it's squidgy....

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • 1999

Fat Bastard:First things first. Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out.Dr. Evil:Charming.Fat Bastard:I'm not kidding. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aw, it's squidgy. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?

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First things first Where's your shitter

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l've got a turtle head poking out

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Charming

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l'm not kidding

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l got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey

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lt's squidgey

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Christ l'm getting all emotional from it you know

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أولا أهم شيء

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أين الـ شيتر الخاص بك

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لدي رأس سلحفاة يخز بالخارج

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جذاب

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أنا لا أمزح

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لدي من الهراء ما يكفي لخنق حمار

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إنه حبار

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أيها السيد المسيح أنت تعلم أني نلت كل العواطف منه

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Parons au plus pressé Où sont les chiottes

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J'aila taupe au guichet

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Charmant

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Je rigole pas j'ai un bronze en préparation à rendre un âne marteau

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C'est tout mou

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Bon Dieu ça me rend tout chose

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Das Wichtigste zuerst Wo ist euer Scheißhaus

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Die dämliche Wurst streckt schon ihr Köpfchen raus

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Bezaubernd

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Ich mein's ernst

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Das ist 'ne Ladung damit kann man Gorillas erwürgen

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Ist das glitschig

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Jesus sowas wühlt mich innerlich immer auf

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Hal terpenting dulu Dimana WCnya

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Aku buang air besar di celana

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Mempesona

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Aku tidak bercanda

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Kotoranku bisa membuat kuda tersedak

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Menjalar kemana mana

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Demi Tuhan aku jadi emosional gara gara hal ini

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クソタレ所はどこだ

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ケツの穴からクソが顔を出してる

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愉快な

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冗談じゃないぞクソの山で埋まるぜ

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もうヤベェ

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脳天まで震えがくるぜ

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Первым делом главное

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Где у вас сортир

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Черепаха уже высунула голову из моего заднего панциря

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Очаровательно Я не шучу

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Меня подпёрла такая куча дерьма что свернёт шею ослу

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Хорошо не жидкое

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Боже всё равно просочилось Я начинаю нервничать

Available in 7 languages

Duration

24 seconds

Views

10,420

Timestamp in Movie

00:35:28

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Austin Powers