Well it's true! It's true! You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of...
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Scott: How could you do this to me? On national television!Dr. Evil:Well, throw me a freakin' bone here, Scott!Scott:Why did you run out on me?Dr. Evil:Because you're not quite evil enough.Dr. Evil:Well It's true! It's true! You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough
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How could you do this to me On national television
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DR EVIL Well throw me a fricking bone here Scott
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Why'd you run out on me
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Because you're not quite evil enough
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AUDlENCE GROANlNG
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Well it's true
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You're quasi evil
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You're semi evil
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You're the margarine of evil
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You're the Diet Coke of evil
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Just one calorie Not evil enough
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Movie Summary
Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".
