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Hello Austin How was your honeymoonWell it turns out that Vanessa was a FembotYes we knew all along sadlyAnyway I have a new assignment for you Austin
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Anyway, I have a new assignment for you

Austin: Hello Basil.Basil:Hello, Austin. How was your honeymoon?Austin:It turns out that Vanessa was a fembot.Basil:Yes. We knew all along, sadly.Basil:Anyway, I have a new assignment for you

Full Transcript

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Hello Austin How was your honeymoon
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Well it turns out that Vanessa was a Fembot
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Yes we knew all along sadly
00:00:10.927 --> 00:00:13.595
Anyway I have a new assignment for you Austin
Available in 7 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
2,783
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:39
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Mike Myers
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
Show me to the models, baby. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:21
Show me to the models, baby.
Austin l've heard a lot about youl'm Rebecca Romijn l don't believe l've had the pIeasureWell of course you haven't had the pleasure RebeccaWe just met baby yeah - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13
Austin l've heard a lot about youl'm Rebecca...
Who are you babylvanalvana HumpalotExcuse melvana HumpalotAnd lvana toilet made out of gold but it's just not in the cards now is it - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17
Who are you babylvanalvana HumpalotExcuse melvana...
Okay you're an animalYes There we go You're a tigerYou're Tony the TigerYou're greatVery good Loving it Now you're a lemurRunning as a pack Yes yes We go leftWe go right Yes yes yesThere's a predator out in the jungle What's going onBurrow BurrowYou're a - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:33
Okay you're an animalYes There we go You're a...
And l'm spent - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:04
And l'm spent
Cool Send in the clone - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:05
Cool Send in the clone
...except one-eighth your size. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13
...except one-eighth your size.
No No we don't gnaw on our kittyLeave NoLeave Mini Mr Bigglesworth aIoneJust love him and stroke him - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11
No No we don't gnaw on our kittyLeave NoLeave Mini Mr...
As you know every diabolical scheme that l've hatchedhas been thwarted by Austin PowersAnd why is that ladies and gentIemenYou never kill him when you get the chance and you're a dope - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15
As you know every diabolical scheme that l've...
MojoThe libido the life force the essence the right stuffWhat the French call a certainl don't know what - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13
MojoThe libido the life force the essence the right...
Lf you have a time machinewhy not just go back and kill Austin when he's sitting on the crapperHow about no Scott okay - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
Lf you have a time machinewhy not just go back and kill...
Why not use your knowIedge of the future to play the stock marketWe could make trillionsWhy make trillions when we could makebillionsA trilIion is more than a billion numbnuts - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:18
Why not use your knowIedge of the future to play the stock...
AIl right zip itYou can't even Zip itZipLadies and gentlemen of the jury ex zip it ANumber Two would you pIease Look l'm Zippy LongstockingSlNGlNG When a problem comes along You must zip itlMlTATES WHlP CRACKlNGZip it goodFrau would youSPEAKlNG lN FORElGN - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
AIl right zip itYou can't even Zip itZipLadies and...
As you know......Austin Powers was frozen in 1967. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:23
As you know......Austin Powers was frozen in 1967.
L'm okay. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15
L'm okay.
Ah. Dr. Evil. Welcome to 1969. Thank you, Number Two. You look so healthy and youthful. Well, thank - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
Ah. Dr. Evil. Welcome to 1969. Thank you, Number Two. You...
Thank you Number TwoYou look so healthy and youthful - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
Thank you Number TwoYou look so healthy and youthful
Right. You know, Dr. Evil, I received your memo from the future. Your new lair is up and running. ls - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:26
Right. You know, Dr. Evil, I received your memo from the...
When did you get the clapperNovember 1964 Dutch East lndies shore leave - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
When did you get the clapperNovember 1964 Dutch East lndies...
When did you get the clapper? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:34
When did you get the clapper?