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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

L can't believe Vanessa......my bride......my one true love......the woman who taught...

l can't believe Vanessa......my bride......my one true love......the woman who taught methe beauty of monogamy......was a Fembot alI aIong. Wait a tick. That means l'm single again. Oh, behave! Yeah! Yeah, baby, yeah! Halt!

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l can't believe Vanessa
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my bride
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my one true love
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the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy
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was a Fembot alI aIong
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Wait a tick That means l'm single again
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Oh behave
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Yeah
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Yeah baby yeah
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Halt
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GRUNTS
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GROWLS
Available in 7 languages
Duration
36 seconds
Views
2,969
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:23
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Mike Myers
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
Hey, how are you? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:31
Hey, how are you?
GENERAL: Keep a close eye on that Kreplachistan situation. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:06
GENERAL: Keep a close eye on that Kreplachistan situation.
AUDlENCE: Jerry, Jerry. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:57
AUDlENCE: Jerry, Jerry.
How could you do this to me On national televisionDR EVIL Well throw me a fricking bone here ScottWhy'd you run out on meBecause you're not quite evil enoughAUDlENCE GROANlNGWell it's trueYou're quasi evilYou're semi evilYou're the margarine of evilYou're - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29
How could you do this to me On national televisionDR EVIL...
Give me that The world is mineThe world is mine you - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
Give me that The world is mineThe world is mine you
Chh. Ah. COMPUTERlZED VOlCE: You've got mail. AUSTlN: Hello, Basil. Hello, Austin. How was your hone - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:35
Chh. Ah. COMPUTERlZED VOlCE: You've got mail. AUSTlN:...
Hello Austin How was your honeymoonWell it turns out that Vanessa was a FembotYes we knew all along sadlyAnyway I have a new assignment for you Austin - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15
Hello Austin How was your honeymoonWell it turns out that...
Show me to the models, baby. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:21
Show me to the models, baby.
Austin l've heard a lot about youl'm Rebecca Romijn l don't believe l've had the pIeasureWell of course you haven't had the pleasure RebeccaWe just met baby yeah - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13
Austin l've heard a lot about youl'm Rebecca...
Who are you babylvanalvana HumpalotExcuse melvana HumpalotAnd lvana toilet made out of gold but it's just not in the cards now is it - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17
Who are you babylvanalvana HumpalotExcuse melvana...
Okay you're an animalYes There we go You're a tigerYou're Tony the TigerYou're greatVery good Loving it Now you're a lemurRunning as a pack Yes yes We go leftWe go right Yes yes yesThere's a predator out in the jungle What's going onBurrow BurrowYou're a - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:33
Okay you're an animalYes There we go You're a...
And l'm spent - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:04
And l'm spent
Cool Send in the clone - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:05
Cool Send in the clone
...except one-eighth your size. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13
...except one-eighth your size.
No No we don't gnaw on our kittyLeave NoLeave Mini Mr Bigglesworth aIoneJust love him and stroke him - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11
No No we don't gnaw on our kittyLeave NoLeave Mini Mr...
As you know every diabolical scheme that l've hatchedhas been thwarted by Austin PowersAnd why is that ladies and gentIemenYou never kill him when you get the chance and you're a dope - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15
As you know every diabolical scheme that l've...
MojoThe libido the life force the essence the right stuffWhat the French call a certainl don't know what - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13
MojoThe libido the life force the essence the right...
Lf you have a time machinewhy not just go back and kill Austin when he's sitting on the crapperHow about no Scott okay - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
Lf you have a time machinewhy not just go back and kill...
Why not use your knowIedge of the future to play the stock marketWe could make trillionsWhy make trillions when we could makebillionsA trilIion is more than a billion numbnuts - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:18
Why not use your knowIedge of the future to play the stock...
AIl right zip itYou can't even Zip itZipLadies and gentlemen of the jury ex zip it ANumber Two would you pIease Look l'm Zippy LongstockingSlNGlNG When a problem comes along You must zip itlMlTATES WHlP CRACKlNGZip it goodFrau would youSPEAKlNG lN FORElGN - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
AIl right zip itYou can't even Zip itZipLadies and...