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Lf you have a time machinewhy not just go back and kill Austin when he's sitting on the crapperHow about no Scott okay
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

How about, no, Scott? Okay?

Scott:If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?Dr. Evil:How about, no, Scott? Okay?

Full Transcript

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lf you have a time machine
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why not just go back and kill Austin when he's sitting on the crapper
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How about no Scott okay
Available in 7 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
3,380
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:11
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Seth Green
Scott Evil
Seth Green
Why not use your knowIedge of the future to play the stock marketWe could make trillionsWhy make trillions when we could makebillionsA trilIion is more than a billion numbnuts - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:18
Why not use your knowIedge of the future to play the stock...
AIl right zip itYou can't even Zip itZipLadies and gentlemen of the jury ex zip it ANumber Two would you pIease Look l'm Zippy LongstockingSlNGlNG When a problem comes along You must zip itlMlTATES WHlP CRACKlNGZip it goodFrau would youSPEAKlNG lN FORElGN - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
AIl right zip itYou can't even Zip itZipLadies and...
As you know......Austin Powers was frozen in 1967. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:23
As you know......Austin Powers was frozen in 1967.
L'm okay. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15
L'm okay.
Ah. Dr. Evil. Welcome to 1969. Thank you, Number Two. You look so healthy and youthful. Well, thank - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
Ah. Dr. Evil. Welcome to 1969. Thank you, Number Two. You...
Thank you Number TwoYou look so healthy and youthful - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
Thank you Number TwoYou look so healthy and youthful
Right. You know, Dr. Evil, I received your memo from the future. Your new lair is up and running. ls - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:26
Right. You know, Dr. Evil, I received your memo from the...
When did you get the clapper? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:34
When did you get the clapper?
When did you get the clapperNovember 1964 Dutch East lndies shore leave - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
When did you get the clapperNovember 1964 Dutch East lndies...
Do you know how we keep warm in RussiaCHORTLESl can guess babyWe play chessl guessed wrong - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11
Do you know how we keep warm in RussiaCHORTLESl can guess...
Let me ask you a questionAnd be honestDo I make you horny babyDo lDo I make you randyYeahNo more gamesDr Evil sent me here to kilI youbut I find you soSexy and Yes YesJust make love to meNow Austin Powerovich HurrylVANA GASPSYou are hairy like animalGrr - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:46
Let me ask you a questionAnd be honestDo I make you horny...
We've had reports there's a spy in the Ministry of DefenseThe contents of this room are vital to the countryBe on special alertYes sirAnd try to lose some weight for God's sakeYes sirMr English Colonel telling me to Iose weightOh l'm a hard case he - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:40
We've had reports there's a spy in the Ministry of...
Oh, l've got your mojo now, sonny Jim! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15
Oh, l've got your mojo now, sonny Jim!
Wait a tick Basil if I travel back to 1969and I was frozen in 1967presumably l couId go visit my frozen selfBut if l'm stiIl frozen in 1967how could I have been unthawed in the '90s and traveIedOh no l've gone cross eyedl suggest you don't worry about - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:26
Wait a tick Basil if I travel back to 1969and I was frozen...
Austin Powers! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
Austin Powers!
Yeah! Hey, hey, hey. Get your hands off my heinie, baby. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11
Yeah! Hey, hey, hey. Get your hands off my heinie, baby.
Who are you today, baby? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:16
Who are you today, baby?
Those are skintight How do you get into those pants babyYou can start by buying me a drink - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
Those are skintight How do you get into those pants babyYou...
You better play it cool. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:34
You better play it cool.
ROBlN Tell me Mr PowersDo you swingAre you kidding babyl put the grr in swinger baby - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
ROBlN Tell me Mr PowersDo you swingAre you kidding babyl put...