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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap

Fat Bastard: Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap

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Jesus Christ he's tiny
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l've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap
Available in 7 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
3,925
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:04
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".
L'm bigger than you l'm higher on the food chainGet in my belly - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
L'm bigger than you l'm higher on the food...
Dr EvilLet me make you a deal alI rightYou get the mojo you keep your moneyand I'll get your babyRightSINGlNG I want my baby back baby back baby back ribsI want my baby back baby back baby back ribsExcuse meChili baby back ribs - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
Dr EvilLet me make you a deal alI rightYou get the mojo you...
Dr Evil what are we going to do about PowersAustin Powers is no longer a threat to mel have his mojo - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
Dr Evil what are we going to do about PowersAustin Powers is...
AIl right, everyone. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
AIl right, everyone.
Dr. Evil, I don't want this to interfere with our work. Don't worry, mama. Things won't get weird. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11
Dr. Evil, I don't want this to interfere with our work....
One for me. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
One for me.
One for meAnd one for my homeys - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
One for meAnd one for my homeys
Hello. So, what happened here? Apparently a rogue agent named Fat Bastard......infiItrated the unit - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:36
Hello. So, what happened here? Apparently a rogue agent...
So Austin what's the future likeWell everyone has a flying carentire meals come in pill formand the Earth is ruIed by damned dirty apesOh my God - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:16
So Austin what's the future likeWell everyone has a...
You're quite good on your feetl'm even better off my feet - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:06
You're quite good on your feetl'm even better off...
-Hi. -Hi. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
-Hi. -Hi.
-lt got weird, didn't it? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:37
-lt got weird, didn't it?
Things won't get weird - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:10
Things won't get weird
You know I will never love another manYes that's true - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
You know I will never love another manYes that's true
SCOTT: Dad. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:45
SCOTT: Dad.
L was just thinking that maybe we can work all this outAfter all you are my fatherScott you had your chance okayl already had someone created in my imageHe's eviI he wants to take over the worldand he fits easily into most overhead storage binsSCOTT Him - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:33
L was just thinking that maybe we can work all this outAfter...
L am a sexy bitch, yes. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:14
L am a sexy bitch, yes.
That's how my mojo was stolen. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
That's how my mojo was stolen.
How about one of your world famous massagesYou mean a sensual massageRight then OkayHere we go YesYesOh wait a minute Something's itching meThat's betterCrikey - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29
How about one of your world famous massagesYou mean a...
Oh, wait a minute. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:10
Oh, wait a minute.