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Look at yourselfYou used to be so virileYou were a swinger manAnd now you're nothingBut at least it can't get any worse
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Look at yourself. You used to be so virile. You were a swinger, man. And now you're...

Austin: Look at yourself. You used to be so virile. You were a swinger, man. And now you're nothing. But at least it can't get any worse

Full Transcript

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Look at yourself
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You used to be so virile
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You were a swinger man
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And now you're nothing
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But at least it can't get any worse
Available in 7 languages
Duration
18 seconds
Views
1,157
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:15
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Mike Myers
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
Remember, by any means necessary. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:34
Remember, by any means necessary.
You see l've turned the moon into what I like to calIa death starLAUGHSWhat Nothing DarthWhat did you call meNo nothing Rip offBIess you - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20
You see l've turned the moon into what I like to calIa...
Anyways the key to this plan is the giant laserlt was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr ParsonsTherefore we shall caIl it the Alan Parsons ProjectOh my GodWhat nowThe AIan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982Why don't you just - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
Anyways the key to this plan is the giant laserlt was...
L've lost my mojoSo that's why you Yes yesl thought you didn't like meOh no baby You're very shagadelicl just didn't wanna fall in love againand I thought you'd never love me without my mojolt's not you You're fabYou're switched on You're a bit of aIl - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27
L've lost my mojoSo that's why you Yes yesl...
Go, go, go! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27
Go, go, go!
Oh my GodFat Bastard left a floaterln the name of all things sacred that is the most foul smelling thing everSomebody flush it down - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:14
Oh my GodFat Bastard left a floaterln the name of all things...
Austin, there you are. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:23
Austin, there you are.
BASlL: Hello, everybody. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:37
BASlL: Hello, everybody.
CorThis coffee smells like shitlt is shit AustinOh good then it's not just melt's a bit nutty - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20
CorThis coffee smells like shitlt is shit AustinOh good then...
Lt's a bit nutty. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
Lt's a bit nutty.
L have to speak to you about this Mini MeDR EVlL He's not fitting inls he giving off too much of a creepy Oompa Loompa vibeNUMBER TWO No it's just thathe bitesHe's a biter - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17
L have to speak to you about this Mini MeDR EVlL He's...
DR EVlL Mini MeStop humping the laserOkay Honest to GodWhy don't you and the giant laser get a fricking room for God sakes - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
DR EVlL Mini MeStop humping the laserOkay Honest to GodWhy...
Mr PresidentAfter I destroy Washington D Cl will destroy another major city every hour on the hourThat is unless of course you pay meone hundred billion dollarsDoctor Evil this is 1969That amount of money doesn't even existThat's like saying l want a - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:33
Mr PresidentAfter I destroy Washington D Cl will destroy...
Doctor Evil, this is 1969. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:56
Doctor Evil, this is 1969.
Come on Mr Presidentshow me the moneyShow you what moneyShow me the money Show me the moneyYou had me at 'hello ' Tear Nothing NoPsst lt's 1969Jerry Maguire won't even come out for another 30 yearsNobody knows what you're talking about assScott Daddy's - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:34
Come on Mr Presidentshow me the moneyShow you what moneyShow...
Mr President allow me to demonstratethe awesome lethality of the Alan Parsons ProjectFire the laserPRESlDENT Damage report Damage reportlt's okay lt's aIl right Come onActually that was just footage from the movie lndependence Daybut the real laser would - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
Mr President allow me to demonstratethe awesome lethality of...
Talk to the hand because the face don't want to hear it anymoreWhat hand TaIk to your handYou ain't all that and a bag of potato chipsWhat are you talking aboutDon't go there girlfriend Mm hmWhose girlfriendDon't mess with me I'm one crazy mofoI had to - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:31
Talk to the hand because the face don't want to hear it...
Dr Evil what are our plans regarding Austin PowersAustin Powers He's the snake to my mongooseOr the mongoose to my snakeEither way it's bad l don't know animalsBut I do know thisThis time it's personalKilI him - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:25
Dr Evil what are our plans regarding Austin PowersAustin...
Let's set up camp. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11
Let's set up camp.
What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15
What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us