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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

I'm dead sexy. You were crap!

Fat Bastard:I'm dead sexy. You were crap!

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l'm dead sexy
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You were crap
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
2,028
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:49
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".
Felicity would never sIeep with youRightl did what I had to do l'm a secret agentWhatAw Boo hooFAT BASTARD LAUGHSAIl right that's enough Fat BastardAs much as I like seeing Powers in agony and I dothe thought of you naked is just gross - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29
Felicity would never sIeep with youRightl did what I had to...
You can't stop me now Mr Powersl have your mojoMy mojo And l'm taking it with me to the moonPut them in the jail cellMy mojo l'll get you Dr Evil I'll get youOh look at me l'm shaking in my Iittle space bootsl want my mojoGive back my mojo I'll get you Dr - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:31
You can't stop me now Mr Powersl have your mojoMy mojo...
You know Scottl've been a fricking evil doctorfor 30 fricking years okayCut me some fricking slackYou forget ScottWe're in a volcanoWe're surrounded by Iiquid hot magma - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:21
You know Scottl've been a fricking evil doctorfor 30...
What are you drawinglt's just a goodbye card that's alIlt's sweetDR EVlL Hey back off Get him Get the babyBack off NUMBER TWO Simmer down Simmer down - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:23
What are you drawinglt's just a goodbye card...
You take speciaI care of himHe's my special boy - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
You take speciaI care of himHe's my special boy
Colonel you better take a look at this radarWhat is it sonl don't know sir but it looks like a giantDick MAN YeahTake a look out of starboardOh my God lt Iooks Iike a hugePecker WhereWait that's not a woodpecker lt looks like someone'sPrivatesWe have - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:49
Colonel you better take a look at this radarWhat is it sonl...
Well how could you do it l was just doing my jobNo I mean literally How could you do itThe man's so fat the sheer mechanics of it are mind bogglingLook don't try to lay your hang ups on me just because you lost your mojoOuch babyVery ouch - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
Well how could you do it l was just doing my jobNo I mean...
L'm sorryl just did what I thought you would do in the same situationYou're the reason that I became a spyl thought that I wanted to be youbut then I realizedthat I wanna be with youYou doYeah - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:24
L'm sorryl just did what I thought you would do in the...
We need to get past that inept guardRight Here's the pIanl pretend to be desperateIy ill with food poisoningThe guard drawn by my cries of pain comes to investigateMeanwhile you dig a pitline it with punji sticks made from sharpened toothbrushesThe guard - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27
We need to get past that inept guardRight Here's the...
What a burnThat sort of thing could get a manfiredl think he was hotfor youThat's enough Yeah - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20
What a burnThat sort of thing could get a manfiredl think he...
Which is divided into two divisionsMoon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
Which is divided into two divisionsMoon Unit Alpha and Moon...
The power of Christ compels youThe power of Christ compels you Whoa hello - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
The power of Christ compels youThe power of Christ compels...
Okay Sick as a dog now - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13
Okay Sick as a dog now
AUSTlN: We need to hitch a ride to the moon, baby. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
AUSTlN: We need to hitch a ride to the moon, baby.
Mini Me where are youCan someone put a fricking beIl on him or something - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
Mini Me where are youCan someone put a fricking beIl on him...
Hang in there Mini Melf anything shouId happen to you l don't know what I would dol'd probably move on and get another replicabut there'd be a 10 minute period there when I would just be inconsoIable - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:15
Hang in there Mini Melf anything shouId happen to you l...
Jiminy German Jesusl can't believe we're gonna pay that madmanl got nukes out the yin yang Just let me launch one for chrissakeSir Are you suggesting that we blow up the moonWould you miss it - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:18
Jiminy German Jesusl can't believe we're gonna pay...
AUSTlN: Mission control......the swinger has landed, yeah. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11
AUSTlN: Mission control......the swinger has landed, yeah.
Repressurize. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:22
Repressurize.
No more! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:22
No more!