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Of course l'm not happyLook at me l'm a big fat slobl've got bigger titties than you dol've got more chins than a Chinese phone bookl've not seen my willy in two yearswhich is long enough to declare

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Sorry. I farted. It's a long road ahead

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • 1999

Fat Bastard:Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.Fat Bastard:I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive. Myself.Fat Bastard: Sorry. I farted. It's a long road ahead

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Of course l'm not happy

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Look at me l'm a big fat slob

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l've got bigger titties than you do

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l've got more chins than a Chinese phone book

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l've not seen my willy in two years

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which is long enough to declare it legaIly dead

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l can't stop eating

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l eat because l'm unhappy

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And l'm unhappy because I eat

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lt's a vicious cycle

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lf you'll excuse me

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there's someone I have to get in touch with and forgive

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MyseIf

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FARTS

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Oh God

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Sorry I farted

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lt's a long road ahead

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هل أنت سعيد

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بالتأكيد أنا لست سعيدا

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انظر إلي أنا مجرد ساذج سمين

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لدي صدر أكبر مما لديك

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لدي ذقون أكثر من دليل هاتف صيني

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لم أرى قضيبي منذ سنتين

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و الذي هو طويل كفاية لإعلانه ميتا قانونيا

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لا يمكنني التوقف عن الأكل

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أنا آكل لأني غير سعيد

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أنا غير سعيد لأني آكل

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إنها دورة شريرة

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إذا سمحت لي

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هناك شخص أدين له بإعتذار

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نفسي

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يا إلهي

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آسف لقد ضرطت

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إنها طريق طويلة

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Bien sûr que non

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Regarde moi je suis qu'un gros plouc

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J'aide plus gros nichons que toi

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J'ai plus de plis qu'un kilt écossais

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J'ai pas vu mon zob depuis 2 ans

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On peut le considérer comme légalement décédé

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Je n'arrête pas de bouffer

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Je bouffe parce que je suis malheureux

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Et je suis malheureux parce que je bouffe

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C'est un cercle vicieux

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Veuillez me pardonner

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mais j'ai quelqu'un à contacter et à pardonner

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Moi même

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Désolé j'ai pété

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J'ai du chemin à faire

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Das war keine Antwort Bist du glücklich

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Natürlich nicht

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Seht doch ich bin ein großes fettes Ekeltier

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Ich hab dickere Titten als du

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Ich hab mehr Kinnfleisch als ein ausgewachsener Elefantenbulle

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Ich seh meinen Willi seit Jahren nicht mehr

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was ausreicht ihn gesetzlich für tot erklären zu lassen

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Ich kann nicht aufhören zu essen

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Ich esse weil ich unglücklich bin

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Und ich bin unglücklich weil ich esse

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Ein Teufelskreis

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Wenn ihr mich kurz entschuldigt

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Ich muss mit jemandem reden und ihm verzeihen

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Mir selbst

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Oh Gott

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Tschuldigung Hab gefurzt

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Ist noch 'n langer Weg

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Tentu aku tak bahagia

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Lihat aku Aku besar dan berlemak

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Aku punya dada yang lebih besar darimu

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Aku punya dagu lebih dari buku telepon Cina

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aku tak pernah melihat barang ku selama dua tahun

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hal itu sudah cukup menyatakan bahwa aku mati

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Aku tak bisa berhenti makan

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Aku makan karena tak bahagia

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Dan aku tak bahagia karena makan

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Itu lingkaran setan

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Jika kau mau memaafkanku

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ada seseorang yang ingin kutemui dan minta maaf

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Diriku sendiri

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Oh God

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Maaf Aku buang gas

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Perjalanan masih panjang

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幸せなもんか

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見ろこのうすらデブを

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超爆乳のオッパイ

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電話帳より厚い二重アゴ

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チンポは腹に隠れて

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この２年見たことがねえ

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どうしても食っちまう

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惨めだから食って

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食ってさらに惨めに

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泥沼だ

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帰るぜこれまでのことを謝りたいんだ

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自分自身にね

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ワリィ屁こいた

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じゃあな

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Разумеется несчастлив

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Посмотри на меня Я толстый жирный говнюк

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У меня сиськи больше чем у тебя

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У меня на шее складок больше чем в китайском справочнике

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Я два года не видел свой член а это что объявить его пропавшим без вести

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Я всё время ем

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Я ем потому что несчастен

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Я несчастен потому что ем

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Замкнутый круг

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Прошу прощения

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что я расхныкался и вывалил вам всё

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что наболело

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О Боже

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Простите Я пёрднул

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Но я ещё исправлюсь

Available in 7 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

4,005

Timestamp in Movie

01:25:48

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Austin Powers