Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore. What hand? Talk to your...

Dr. Evil: Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore. The President: What hand? Talk to your hand? Dr. Evil: You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips. The President: What are you talking about? Dr. Evil: Don't go there, girlfriend. [snaps fingers] Dr. Evil: Mmhmm. The President: Whose girlfriend? Dr. Evil: Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mo-fo. I had to pop a cop cause he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown. No? I've heard that somewhere.

Now, Dr. Evil-- Talk to the hand, because the face don't want to hear it anymore. What hand? Talk to your hand? You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips. What are you talking about? Don't go there, girlfriend. Mm-hm. Whose girlfriend? Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mofo. I had to pop a cop because he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown. No? I heard that somewhere. You're an idiot. Mr. President, I think we have an understanding. Bye-bye. Dr. Evil, what are our plans regarding Austin Powers? Austin Powers? He's the snake to my mongoose. Or the mongoose to my snake. Either way, it's bad. I don't know animals. But I do know this: This time, it's personal. Kill him. AUSTIN: There's Dr. Evil's island.