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The entire island is crawling with Dr Evil's guardsl wanna make sure the explosives didn't get wet but I can't find themLook in the bottomOkay I'll dig a little deeperWow this bag is really fullAUSTlN
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Austin:According to this map, the entire island is crawling with Dr. Evil's guards.Felicity Shagwell:I want to make sure the explosives didn't get wet, but I can't find them.Austin:Look in the bottom.Felicity Shagwell:Okay, I'll dig a little deeper.Felicity Shagwell:Wow, this bag is really full.Austin:Just keep digging, darling.Felicity Shagwell:I'll just feel around for them.Felicity Shagwell:Good Lord, Austin. What sort of things do you keep in here?Austin:Oh, anything that catches my fancy, you know. Give it a good tug.Felicity Shagwell: Oh, do we really need this?Austin:I'll ask you not to open that inside, thank you very much. Okay.Felicity Shagwell:Sorry.Private Army Soldier: Oh, my God.Felicity Shagwell: Oops, it went off.Austin:Yes, it does that from time to time.Felicity Shagwell: Ugh.Austin:Yes.Felicity Shagwell:Yuck.Austin:Yeah, that's nasty. Yeah, sorry about that.Felicity Shagwell: Smelly.Private Army Soldier:Oh, these people make me sick.Austin:Can you snap me a beer?Austin:What is it?Felicity Shagwell:It's a gerbil. How did that get in your bag?Austin:I... I don't know

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the entire island is crawling with Dr Evil's guards
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l wanna make sure the explosives didn't get wet but I can't find them
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Look in the bottom
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Okay I'll dig a little deeper
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Wow this bag is really full
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AUSTlN Just keep digging darling
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FELlClTY l'll just feel around for them
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Good Lord Austin What sort of things do you keep in here
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AUSTlN Anything that catches my fancy MAN My God
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AUSTlN Give it a good tug
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FELlClTY Oh Do we realIy need this
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l'll ask you not to open that inside thank you very much okay
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Oh my God
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FELlClTY Oops lt went off Yes
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lt does that from time to time
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FELlClTY Ugh Yuck
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Yeah that's nasty
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FELlClTY COUGHlNG
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Yeah sorry about that
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FELlClTY Smelly
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These peopIe make me sick
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AUSTlN Can you snap me a beer
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FELlClTY Ah AUSTlN What is it
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FELlClTY lt's a gerbil How did that get in your bag
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l don't know
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Duration
71 seconds
Views
1,173
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:55
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Heather Graham
Felicity Shagwell
Heather Graham
Eric Winzenried
Private Army Soldier
Eric Winzenried
Mike Myers
Austin Powers
Mike Myers
Good Lord, Austin. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:37
Good Lord, Austin.
FELlClTY: Ah! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:34
FELlClTY: Ah!
Yeah. From the moment I heard Frau Say I had a clone I knew that I'd be safe 'Cause I'd never be alo - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:47
Yeah. From the moment I heard Frau Say I had a clone I knew...
Yeah Just me and you - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
Yeah Just me and you
FELlClTY: You've got this packed really tight. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:24
FELlClTY: You've got this packed really tight.
DR. EVlL: Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few moments......we're gonna place a giant "laser" on the moon. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:44
DR. EVlL: Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few...
Mr Powers Ms Shagwell welcome to my hollowed out volcanoThis is my associate Fat BastardFelicity I think you two may have already metUnfortunatelyOh is that all the thanks I get for the night of hot sex - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:21
Mr Powers Ms Shagwell welcome to my hollowed out volcanoThis...
L'm dead sexyYou were crap - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:06
L'm dead sexyYou were crap
Felicity would never sIeep with youRightl did what I had to do l'm a secret agentWhatAw Boo hooFAT BASTARD LAUGHSAIl right that's enough Fat BastardAs much as I like seeing Powers in agony and I dothe thought of you naked is just gross - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29
Felicity would never sIeep with youRightl did what I had to...
You can't stop me now Mr Powersl have your mojoMy mojo And l'm taking it with me to the moonPut them in the jail cellMy mojo l'll get you Dr Evil I'll get youOh look at me l'm shaking in my Iittle space bootsl want my mojoGive back my mojo I'll get you Dr - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:31
You can't stop me now Mr Powersl have your mojoMy mojo...
You know Scottl've been a fricking evil doctorfor 30 fricking years okayCut me some fricking slackYou forget ScottWe're in a volcanoWe're surrounded by Iiquid hot magma - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:21
You know Scottl've been a fricking evil doctorfor 30...
What are you drawinglt's just a goodbye card that's alIlt's sweetDR EVlL Hey back off Get him Get the babyBack off NUMBER TWO Simmer down Simmer down - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:23
What are you drawinglt's just a goodbye card...
You take speciaI care of himHe's my special boy - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
You take speciaI care of himHe's my special boy
Colonel you better take a look at this radarWhat is it sonl don't know sir but it looks like a giantDick MAN YeahTake a look out of starboardOh my God lt Iooks Iike a hugePecker WhereWait that's not a woodpecker lt looks like someone'sPrivatesWe have - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:49
Colonel you better take a look at this radarWhat is it sonl...
Well how could you do it l was just doing my jobNo I mean literally How could you do itThe man's so fat the sheer mechanics of it are mind bogglingLook don't try to lay your hang ups on me just because you lost your mojoOuch babyVery ouch - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
Well how could you do it l was just doing my jobNo I mean...
L'm sorryl just did what I thought you would do in the same situationYou're the reason that I became a spyl thought that I wanted to be youbut then I realizedthat I wanna be with youYou doYeah - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:24
L'm sorryl just did what I thought you would do in the...
We need to get past that inept guardRight Here's the pIanl pretend to be desperateIy ill with food poisoningThe guard drawn by my cries of pain comes to investigateMeanwhile you dig a pitline it with punji sticks made from sharpened toothbrushesThe guard - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27
We need to get past that inept guardRight Here's the...
What a burnThat sort of thing could get a manfiredl think he was hotfor youThat's enough Yeah - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20
What a burnThat sort of thing could get a manfiredl think he...
Which is divided into two divisionsMoon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
Which is divided into two divisionsMoon Unit Alpha and Moon...
The power of Christ compels youThe power of Christ compels you Whoa hello - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
The power of Christ compels youThe power of Christ compels...