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Well, you didn't answer my question.Are you happy? Of course l'm not happy. Look at me. l'm a big, fat slob. l've got bigger titties than you do. l've got more chinsthan a Chinese phone book! l've not seen my willy in two years......which is long enoughto declare it legaIly dead! l can't stop eating. l eat because l'm unhappy
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Well you didn't answer my question Are you happy
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Of course l'm not happy
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Look at me l'm a big fat slob
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l've got bigger titties than you do
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l've got more chins than a Chinese phone book
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l've not seen my willy in two years
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which is long enough to declare it legaIly dead
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l can't stop eating
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l eat because l'm unhappy
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Movie Summary
Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".