Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. What is it, son? I don't know, sir, but it...

[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge... Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's... Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with... Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous... Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention. Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying... Musician: Willie. Willie: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge... Colonel: Johnson. Radar Operator: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Lord almighty! That looks just like my husband's-- One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the one-eyed monster! [GROWLS] Hey, what's that? It looks like a big-- Woody? Woody Harrelson? Can I have your autograph? Sure, no problem. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing. It's so big. I've seen bigger. That's-- Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space. I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me. It's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers. I'm gonna get you. [CACKLING] Thank you. We're doing a follow-up to a segment we did several months ago... ...on fathers who are trying to take over the world. Let's begin with Scott Evil. What's going on with your dad? Well, my dad tried to take over the world with a giant laser on the moon. [CROWD BOOING] I know. - Well, Scott, we have a surprise for you. - What? My dad?