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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

You can't win, Powers. Why won't you die?

You can't win, Powers. Why won't you die?

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You can't win Powers
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Why won't you die
Available in 7 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
905
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:54
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

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Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".
AUSTlN: Go! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
AUSTlN: Go!
Austin Powers I presumePowers by namePowers by reputationFelicity Shagwell ClAShagwell by name Shag very welI by reputationOh behaveNot if I can help it - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20
Austin Powers I presumePowers by namePowers by...
You know what's remarkable......is how much England looks in no way like southern California. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
You know what's remarkable......is how much England...
Crikey! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
Crikey!
AUSTlN: Steady now. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:16
AUSTlN: Steady now.
My name is Mustafa. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
My name is Mustafa.
Who sent youYou'll have to kill meWho sent youKiss my ass PowersWho sent youDr EvilThat was easy That was easyWhy did you tell usl can't stand to be asked the same question three timeslt just irritates meWhere is Dr Evil hidingWhy wouId he tell me l'm - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 01:13
Who sent youYou'll have to kill meWho sent youKiss my...
Well, Austin, I think this time you may have finalIy met your match. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:13
Well, Austin, I think this time you may have finalIy met...
AUSTlN: Yeah. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:42
AUSTlN: Yeah.
Two of my assassins are dead. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:16
Two of my assassins are dead.
First things first Where's your shitterl've got a turtle head poking outCharmingl'm not kiddingl got a crap on deck that could choke a donkeylt's squidgeyChrist l'm getting all emotional from it you know - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:24
First things first Where's your shitterl've got a...
Jesus Christ he's tinyl've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
Jesus Christ he's tinyl've had bigger chunks of...
L'm bigger than you l'm higher on the food chainGet in my belly - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
L'm bigger than you l'm higher on the food...
Dr EvilLet me make you a deal alI rightYou get the mojo you keep your moneyand I'll get your babyRightSINGlNG I want my baby back baby back baby back ribsI want my baby back baby back baby back ribsExcuse meChili baby back ribs - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
Dr EvilLet me make you a deal alI rightYou get the mojo you...
Dr Evil what are we going to do about PowersAustin Powers is no longer a threat to mel have his mojo - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
Dr Evil what are we going to do about PowersAustin Powers is...
AIl right, everyone. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:09
AIl right, everyone.
Dr. Evil, I don't want this to interfere with our work. Don't worry, mama. Things won't get weird. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:11
Dr. Evil, I don't want this to interfere with our work....
One for meAnd one for my homeys - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
One for meAnd one for my homeys
One for me. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
One for me.
Hello. So, what happened here? Apparently a rogue agent named Fat Bastard......infiItrated the unit - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:36
Hello. So, what happened here? Apparently a rogue agent...