To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
L was just thinking that maybe we can work all this outAfter all you are my fatherScott you had your chance okayl already had someone created in my imageHe's eviI he wants to take over the worldand he
Please log in to add to collections.
Scott:Look, I was wondering if we could work all this out? You are, after all, my father.Dr Evil:Scott, you had your chance, okay? I've already had someone created in my image. He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.Scott:Him? Look at him, he's crazy. He's like a vicious little Chihuahua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets.Dr Evil:Probably

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.067
l was just thinking that maybe we can work all this out
00:00:04.837 --> 00:00:07.464
After all you are my father
00:00:07.632 --> 00:00:11.076
Scott you had your chance okay
00:00:11.928 --> 00:00:14.263
l already had someone created in my image
00:00:14.043 --> 00:00:16.473
He's eviI he wants to take over the world
00:00:16.641 --> 00:00:20.999
and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins
00:00:20.077 --> 00:00:21.812
SCOTT Him DR EVlL Yes
00:00:21.098 --> 00:00:23.855
Look at him He's crazy
00:00:24.023 --> 00:00:26.817
He's like a vicious little Chihuahua thing
00:00:28.611 --> 00:00:30.445
He'll kill me the first chance he gets
00:00:30.613 --> 00:00:31.947
Probably
Available in 7 languages
Duration
33 seconds
Views
2,322
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:29
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
New Line Cinema,Eric's Boy

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Actors

Seth Green
Scott Evil
Seth Green
L am a sexy bitch, yes. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:14
L am a sexy bitch, yes.
That's how my mojo was stolen. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:19
That's how my mojo was stolen.
How about one of your world famous massagesYou mean a sensual massageRight then OkayHere we go YesYesOh wait a minute Something's itching meThat's betterCrikey - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:29
How about one of your world famous massagesYou mean a...
Oh, wait a minute. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:10
Oh, wait a minute.
How does that feel, baby? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
How does that feel, baby?
Ls it me? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:08
Ls it me?
Hello Agent Shagwell Where's Austinl must've said something wrong so he just left all of a suddenListen Felicity I don't want you getting too close to AustinIt's not meant to bel don't get too close to anybody BasiIMy interest is purely professional - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:37
Hello Agent Shagwell Where's Austinl must've said...
Look at yourselfYou used to be so virileYou were a swinger manAnd now you're nothingBut at least it can't get any worse - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:18
Look at yourselfYou used to be so virileYou were a swinger...
Remember, by any means necessary. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:34
Remember, by any means necessary.
You see l've turned the moon into what I like to calIa death starLAUGHSWhat Nothing DarthWhat did you call meNo nothing Rip offBIess you - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20
You see l've turned the moon into what I like to calIa...
Anyways the key to this plan is the giant laserlt was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr ParsonsTherefore we shall caIl it the Alan Parsons ProjectOh my GodWhat nowThe AIan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982Why don't you just - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:30
Anyways the key to this plan is the giant laserlt was...
L've lost my mojoSo that's why you Yes yesl thought you didn't like meOh no baby You're very shagadelicl just didn't wanna fall in love againand I thought you'd never love me without my mojolt's not you You're fabYou're switched on You're a bit of aIl - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27
L've lost my mojoSo that's why you Yes yesl...
Go, go, go! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:27
Go, go, go!
Oh my GodFat Bastard left a floaterln the name of all things sacred that is the most foul smelling thing everSomebody flush it down - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:14
Oh my GodFat Bastard left a floaterln the name of all things...
Austin, there you are. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:23
Austin, there you are.
BASlL: Hello, everybody. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:37
BASlL: Hello, everybody.
CorThis coffee smells like shitlt is shit AustinOh good then it's not just melt's a bit nutty - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:20
CorThis coffee smells like shitlt is shit AustinOh good then...
Lt's a bit nutty. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:07
Lt's a bit nutty.
L have to speak to you about this Mini MeDR EVlL He's not fitting inls he giving off too much of a creepy Oompa Loompa vibeNUMBER TWO No it's just thathe bitesHe's a biter - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:17
L have to speak to you about this Mini MeDR EVlL He's...
DR EVlL Mini MeStop humping the laserOkay Honest to GodWhy don't you and the giant laser get a fricking room for God sakes - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:12
DR EVlL Mini MeStop humping the laserOkay Honest to GodWhy...