Avengers: Age of Ultron quotes

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When Tony Stark and Bruce Banner try to jump-start a dormant peacekeeping program called Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it's up to Earth's mightiest heroes to stop the villainous Ultron from enacting his terrible plan.

Director: Joss Whedon
Writer: Joss Whedon, Stan Lee (based on the Marvel comics by), Jack Kirby (based on the Marvel comics by), Joe Simon (character created by: Captain America), Jack Kirby (character created by: Captain America), Jim Starlin (character created by: Thanos)
Production: Walt Disney Pictures
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $429,113,729
Released: 01 May 2015
Awards: 7 wins & 45 nominations.


137 Clips & Quotes

You get hurt - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:18 You get hurt But if you put the hammer in an elevator - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:23 But if you put the hammer in an elevator I just pay for everything and design everything - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:30 I just pay for everything and design everything What's the vibranium for - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:29 What's the vibranium for You son of a bitch - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:20 You son of a bitch Report on the Hulk - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:49 Report on the Hulk We're not at war - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:42 We're not at war We gotta talk this through - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:16 We gotta talk this through Oh my goodness - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:50 Oh my goodness If I lift it - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:21 If I lift it You didn't see that coming - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:12 You didn't see that coming And I have a bow and arrow - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:28 And I have a bow and arrow It just slipped out - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:23 It just slipped out Outwit the platinum bastard - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 Outwit the platinum bastard And how's little Natasha - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:12 And how's little Natasha Like the old man said - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:17 Like the old man said Fortunately - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:29 Fortunately If he can wield the Hammer - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:17 If he can wield the Hammer Are we even pulling - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:18 Are we even pulling Stark asked for a savior - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:28 Stark asked for a savior No one has to break anything - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 No one has to break anything You're afraid - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:20 You're afraid Nobody would know - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:32 Nobody would know Please be a secret door - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:21 Please be a secret door I know you mean well - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:33 I know you mean well And for gosh's sake - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:22 And for gosh's sake Or what you were - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:47 Or what you were But now I'm free - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:20 But now I'm free You got an incoming - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:16 You got an incoming Where do you think he gets that - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:28 Where do you think he gets that IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:34 IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO You both deserve a win - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:20 You both deserve a win Is that why you've come - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:21 Is that why you've come I don't want to kill Ultron - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:30 I don't want to kill Ultron Thought maybe you might - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:05 Thought maybe you might Listen to me - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:37 Listen to me No matter who wins or loses - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:18 No matter who wins or loses It's a trick - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 It's a trick Here we all are - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 Here we all are You think this is funny - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:31 You think this is funny Son of Odin - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:10 Son of Odin Am I always picking after you boys - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:14 Am I always picking after you boys You don't think they need me - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:34 You don't think they need me Piss me off - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:09 Piss me off No way we all get through this - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:19 No way we all get through this I'm only gonna say this once - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:17 I'm only gonna say this once Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:17 Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit I like that - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:35 I like that That's not a question I need answered - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:15 That's not a question I need answered I adore you - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:14 I adore you The end of the path I started us on - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:21 The end of the path I started us on I would be disappointed if it wasn't - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:19 I would be disappointed if it wasn't How could you be worthy - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:31 How could you be worthy Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:36 Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing You've had a tough week - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:22 You've had a tough week You're wondering why you can't look inside my head - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:45 You're wondering why you can't look inside my head I know you've suffered - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:40 I know you've suffered If you stay here - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:23 If you stay here How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:51 How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like... He'll send a postcard - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:23 He'll send a postcard I'm sorry - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:09 I'm sorry The news is loving you - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:15 The news is loving you You could have saved us - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:12 You could have saved us From the inside - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:16 From the inside I can read him - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:47 I can read him That man has no respect for lawn maintenance - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:16 That man has no respect for lawn maintenance What doesn't kill you - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:20 What doesn't kill you It's worth billions - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:32 It's worth billions The inevitability - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:09 The inevitability We don't have time for a city hall debate - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:33 We don't have time for a city hall debate Look at me - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:53 Look at me He's definitely unhappy - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:24 He's definitely unhappy Stark is right - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:16 Stark is right You've come up with some pretty impressive inventions - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:22 You've come up with some pretty impressive inventions Ultron's calling us out - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 Ultron's calling us out She's not coming - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:42 She's not coming Isn't that the WHY we fight - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:24 Isn't that the WHY we fight If you believe in peace - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 If you believe in peace The ceremony is necessary - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:26 The ceremony is necessary Ultron thinks we're monsters - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:33 Ultron thinks we're monsters Everybody's afraid of something - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:25 Everybody's afraid of something I get first crack at the big guy - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:27 I get first crack at the big guy So if I lift it - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 So if I lift it You can't save them all - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 You can't save them all What is this - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:10 What is this I was meant to be new - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:34 I was meant to be new You know what's in that cradle - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:30 You know what's in that cradle All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:35 All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King We're under attack - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:18 We're under attack Damage report - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:18 Damage report The suit can take the weight - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:06 The suit can take the weight You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:22 You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini The next wave's gonna hit any minute - Avengers: Age of Ultron 03:23 The next wave's gonna hit any minute Time to work for a living - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:12 Time to work for a living War Machine - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:18 War Machine Did you bring Auntie Nat - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:15 Did you bring Auntie Nat Report to your stations immediately - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:50 Report to your stations immediately Upon this rock - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:15 Upon this rock It's the Avengers - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:38 It's the Avengers Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:56 Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole Known associates - Avengers: Age of Ultron 02:22 Known associates Are you sure - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:48 Are you sure The vibranium atoms aren't just compatible with the tissue cells - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:44 The vibranium atoms aren't just compatible with the tissue... Tell me everything - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:41 Tell me everything See you're worried for nothing - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:59 See you're worried for nothing Are you sure he's gonna be OK - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:25 Are you sure he's gonna be OK Now this is going to be a good story - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:39 Now this is going to be a good story Give me a hand - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:10 Give me a hand You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:55 You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart I gotta have some of that - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:48 I gotta have some of that We're the Avengers - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:42 We're the Avengers Is this a code green - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:11 Is this a code green Typical of humans - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:22 Typical of humans My goodness - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:29 My goodness I want the big one - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:17 I want the big one What's this - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:01 What's this With the benefit of hindsight - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:13 With the benefit of hindsight We're just going to let him take it - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:14 We're just going to let him take it I expect to see you at the party on Saturday - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:30 I expect to see you at the party on Saturday When the Earth starts to settle - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:42 When the Earth starts to settle You want to keep staring at the wall - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:04 You want to keep staring at the wall Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:58 Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together That man has no regard for lawn maintenance - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:34 That man has no regard for lawn maintenance The lullaby worked better than ever - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:10 The lullaby worked better than ever This could be it - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:47 This could be it I see a suit of armor around the world - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:39 I see a suit of armor around the world How quickly can we buy this building - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:14 How quickly can we buy this building News or footage - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:41 News or footage You're not - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:40 You're not The Americans sent their circus freaks to test us - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:33 The Americans sent their circus freaks to test us The Enhanced - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:26 The Enhanced I'll do it myself - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:11 I'll do it myself Like a security code - Avengers: Age of Ultron 01:15 Like a security code Thor didn't say where he was going for answers - Avengers: Age of Ultron 02:39 Thor didn't say where he was going for answers Oh for God's sake - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:11 Oh for God's sake In the flesh - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:10 In the flesh Artificial intelligence - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:29 Artificial intelligence

Cast

Tony Stark - Robert Downey Jr.
Bruce Banner - Mark Ruffalo
Steve Rogers - Chris Evans
Natasha Romanoff - Scarlett Johansson
Clint Barton - Jeremy Renner
Ultron - James Spader
Nick Fury - Samuel L. Jackson
James Rhodes - Don Cheadle
Pietro Maximoff - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Wanda Maximoff - Elizabeth Olsen
Jarvis - Paul Bettany
Maria Hill - Cobie Smulders
Sam Wilson - Anthony Mackie
Peggy Carter - Hayley Atwell
Heimdall - Idris Elba
Laura Barton - Linda Cardellini
Erik Selvig - Stellan Skarsgård
Dr. Helen Cho - Claudia Kim
Ulysses Klaue - Andy Serkis
Madame B - Julie Delpy
Stan Lee - Stan Lee
Dr. List - Henry Goodman
Fortress Soldier - Chris Luca
Strucker Mercenary - Brian Schaeffer
Costel - Isaac Andrews
Sokovian Acid Student (as Gareth Kieran Jones) - Gareth Keiran Jones
Dr. Cho's Assistant - Chan Woo Lim
Dr. Cho's Assistant - Minhee Yeo
Klaue's Mercenary - Bentley Kalu
Ballet Instructor - Julian Bleach
Johannesburg Cop (as Chris Beasley) - Christopher Beasley
Johannesburg Cop - Vuyo Dabula
Johannesburg Driver - Nondumiso Tembe
Johannesburg Onlooker - Kabelo Thai
Johannesburg Onlooker - Lele Ledwaba
Johannesburg Onlooker - Mandla Gaduka
Johannesburg Onlooker - Harriet Manamela
Johannesburg Onlooker - Beulah Hashe
Johannesburg Onlooker - Musca Kumalo
Johannesburg Onlooker - Mathapelo September
Johannesburg Elevator Passenger - Antony Acheampong
Johannesburg Elevator Passenger - Chioma Anyanwu
Cooper Barton - Ben Sakamoto
Lila Barton - Imogen Poynton
Lila Barton - Isabella Poynton
World Hub Tech - Ingvild Deila
Korean Train Passenger - Sunny Yeo
Korean Train Passenger - Namju Go
Korean Train Passenger - Mina Kweon
Korean Train Passenger (as Earl Kim) - Earl T. Kim
Korean Train Passenger - Arthur Lee
Sokovian Family (as Verity Hewlett) - Verity Hewlitt
Sokovian Family - Michael Matovski
Sokovian Family - Alma Noce
Sokovian Family - Riccardo Richetta
Sokovian Woman - Constanza Ruff
Tub Family Child - Monty Mclaren-Clark
Sokovian Driver - Julia Krynke
Sokovian SUV Driver - Tony Christian
Sokovian SUV Passenger - Ian Kay
Sokovian Police Captain - Barry Aird
Specialist Cameron Klein - Aaron Himelstein
Friday - Kerry Condon
Nathaniel Pietro Barton - Jaiden Stafford
Party Guest - Joseph M. Abbott
Worker in a Scientific Laboratory - Mohammed Ali
Party Guest - Freddie Andrews
Somalian Ship Worker - David Olawale Ayinde
Ballet Dancer - Nikita Baron
Sokovian Driver - Francesca Bennett
Sokovian Citizen - Laura Bernardeschi
Sokovian Citizen - Dilyana Bouklieva
Party Guest - Dante Briggins
Thanos - Josh Brolin
Dancer - Billy Burke
Sergeant - Cheryl Burniston
American - Abbey Butler
Lab Tech Scientist - Michael Chapman
Dancer - Leigh Daniels
Party Guest - Marianna Dean
Party Guest - Thom Dobbin
Reporter - Alexandra Doyle
Pedestrian - Keith Fausnaught
Hulk (voice) - Lou Ferrigno
Dancer - Hannah Flynn
Sokovian - Adam Gary
Masked Asgardian - Alex Gillison
Club Dancer - Sophie Gooding
Student - Guna Gultniece
Asgardian - Mark Haldor
Pedestrian - Beshoy Hanna
Party Guest - Salem Hanna
Sokovian Citizen - Sam Hanover
South African Mall Patron - Robin Harvey
TV News Anchor - Jason Her
Masked Asgardian - Leigh Holland
Sokovian - Kornelia Horvath
Lab Technician - Bron James
Sokovian - Mariola Jaworska
Shield Agent - Marcus G. Johnson
Sokovian Citizen - Attila G. Kerekes
Sokovian Driver Pavlov - Denis Khoroshko
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Danielle Kingston
Party Guest - Hrvoje Klecz
Citizen - Devin Koehler
Sokovian Soldier - Lex Lang
Evil Hydra Scientist - Jamie Lengyel
Stark Guest - Jorge Leon Martinez
Boy on the Train - Benjamin Lim
Sokovian - Marian Lorencik
Sokovian - Edina Loskay
Sokovian Student - Bartosz Malarski
Sokovian Agent (voice) - Lena Milan
The Agent - Eric Morcos
Student - Joti Nagra
Sokovian - Judit Novotnik
Businessman - Emeson Nwolie
USO Military Policeman - Sigmund Oakeshott
S.H.I.E.L.D agent - Andrea-Nichole Olivas
Sokovian Boy - Zakk Pierce
British Officer - Guy Potter
DEA Director - Tim Powell
Masked Asgardian - Diezel Ramos
Girl on the Train - Dagny Rollins
Party Guest - Anthony J Sacco
Oslo Hub Scientist - Faye Sewell
Asgardian - Avinashi Sharma
Car Driver - Megyn Shott
Shield Agent - Bari Suzuki
Party Guest - Chris Townsend
Asgardian God - Daniel Westwood