Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one...

Spider-Man: [after arriving on Titan] Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry. Iron Man: I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Do you understand? Spider-Man: I'm trying to say that something is coming. [a grenade rolls across the floor toward the trio. It explodes, knocking them backwards. Dr. Strange looks up to see Star-Lord, Drax, and Mantis enter the ship through a hole] Drax: Thanos! [throws his knives at Dr. Strange, who conjures a magic shield to stop them. Drax yells and tries to charge, but the Cloak of Levitation wraps itself around Drax's face, tackling him to the ground. Star-Lord flies up while firing at Iron Man. Iron Man fires back while rocketing upward as well. He fires a rocket at Star-Lord, who dodges, but the explosion throws him backward. Iron Man grabs him and throws him to the deck. Star-Lord activates a device he had attached to Iron Man's chest, which pulls him toward the wall and sticks him there. Spider-Man wakes up to find Mantis standing in front of him] Spider-Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't put your eggs in me! [webs her up, but before he can do any more, Star-Lord comes flying in and kicks him aside] Star-Lord: Stay down, clown. [Star-Lord fires his blasters at Spider-Man, who leaps into the rafters and dodges the blasts. He lands on the ground and tries to leap toward Star-Lord, but Star-Lord throws a electrical bola at him, sending him tumbling to the ground] Drax: [wrestling with the Cloak of Levitation] Die, blanket of death! [Iron Man frees himself from the wall, flies over to Drax, and pins him under his boot while the Cloak of Levitation flies back to Dr. Strange] Star-Lord: [holding Spider-Man in a headlock] Everybody, stay where you are. Chill the F out. [he retracts his helmet] Star-Lord: I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora? Iron Man: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora? Drax: I'll do *you* one better. Why is Gamora? Star-Lord: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak. Iron Man: Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go! [aims his arm cannon at Drax] Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it. Mantis: No, he can't take it! Doctor Strange: She's right. He can't. Star-Lord: Oh, yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself. [to Spider-Man] Star-Lord: Starting with you. Doctor Strange: Wait, what, Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve? Star-Lord: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus? Iron Man: You're from Earth. Star-Lord: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri. Iron Man: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for? Spider-Man: So you're not with Thanos? Star-Lord: *With* Thanos? No, I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait, who are you? Spider-Man: [retracts his mask] We're the Avengers, man. [Star-Lord releases him] Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about. Iron Man: You know Thor? Star-Lord: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving. Doctor Strange: Where is he now?