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Peter Quill:
Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out!Peter Quill:I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?Tony Stark:Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?Drax:I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?Peter Quill:Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!Tony Stark:Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!Drax:Do it, Quill! I can take it.Mantis:No, he can't take it!Dr. Stephen Strange:She's right, you can't.Peter Quill:Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself!Peter Quill:Starting with you!Dr. Stephen Strange:Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?Peter Quill:What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?Tony Stark:You're from Earth?Peter Quill:I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?Peter Parker:So you're not with Thanos?Peter Quill: "With Thanos?" No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl -- wait, who are you?Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.Mantis:You're the ones Thor told us about!Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.Dr. Stephen Strange:Where is he now?
Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out!Peter Quill:I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?Tony Stark:Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?Drax:I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?Peter Quill:Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!Tony Stark:Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!Drax:Do it, Quill! I can take it.Mantis:No, he can't take it!Dr. Stephen Strange:She's right, you can't.Peter Quill:Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself!Peter Quill:Starting with you!Dr. Stephen Strange:Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?Peter Quill:What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?Tony Stark:You're from Earth?Peter Quill:I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?Peter Parker:So you're not with Thanos?Peter Quill: "With Thanos?" No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl -- wait, who are you?Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.Mantis:You're the ones Thor told us about!Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.Dr. Stephen Strange:Where is he now?
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Peter Everybody stay where you are Chill the eff out
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I'm gonna ask you this one time
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Where is gamora
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Yeah I'll do you one better Who's gamora
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I'll do you one better Why is gamora
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Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you
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I'm gonna French fry this little freak
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Let's do it You shoot my guy and I'll blast him Let's go
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Do it quill I can take it
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No he can't take it She's right You can't
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Oh yeah You don't wanna tell me where she is That's fine
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I'll kill all three of you
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and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself
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Starting with you
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Wait what Thanos
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All right let me ask you this one time
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What master do you serve
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What master do I serve
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What am I supposed to say Jesus
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You're from earth
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I'm not from earth I'm from Missouri
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Stark Yeah that's on earth dipshit
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What are you hassling us for
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Spider man So you're not with Thanos
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With Thanos
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No I'm here to kill Thanos
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He took my girl Wait who are you
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We're the avengers man Oh
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You're the ones Thor told us about
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You know Thor
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Yeah
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Tall guy not that good looking needed saving
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Where is he now
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Movie Summary
The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.




