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You know how you're having a dream and in the dream you gotta pee Yeah Okay And then you're like Oh my God There's no bathrooms What am I gonna do Someone's watching I'm gonna go in my pants And then

Avengers: Infinity War

Right! That's the point I'm trying to make

Avengers: Infinity War • 2018

Tony Stark:Look, you know how you're having a dream, and in the dream you gotta pee?Pepper Potts:Yeah.Tony Stark:Okay, and then you're like, "Oh my God, there's no bathroom. What am I gonna do? Oh! Someone's watching. I'm gonna go in my pants."Pepper Potts:Right. And then you wake up and in real life you actually have to pee.Tony Stark:Yes.Pepper Potts:Yeah. Everybody has that.Tony Stark:Right! That's the point I'm trying to make

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You know how you're having a dream

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and in the dream you gotta pee

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Yeah Okay

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And then you're like Oh my God

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There's no bathrooms What am I gonna do

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Someone's watching I'm gonna go in my pants

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And then you wake up and in real life you actually have to pee

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Yes Yeah

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Everybody has that

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Right that's the point I'm trying to make

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Apropos of that last night I dreamt we had a kid

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It was so real We named him after your eccentric uncle

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What was his name

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Right Morgan Morgan

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So you woke up and thought that we were

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Expecting Yes No

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I had a dream about it It was so real

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If you wanted to have a kid you wouldn't have done that

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I'm glad you brought this up 'cause it's nothing

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It's just a housing unit for nanoparticles

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You're not helping your case okay No this is detachable

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You don't need that I know I had the surgery

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I'm just trying to protect us and future usses and that's it

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Just in case there's a monster in the closet

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Instead of you know Shirts

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You know me so well

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God You finish all my sentences

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You should have shirts in your closet

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Yeah You know what there should be No more surprises

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We're gonna have a nice dinner tonight

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Show off this Harry Winston

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Right And we should have no more surprises Ever

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I should promise you

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Yes I will

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Thank you

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Tony Stark

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I'm Doctor Stephen Strange I need you to come with me

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Oh congratulations on the wedding by the way

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I'm sorry you giving out tickets to something

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We need your help

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It's not overselling it to say that the fate of the universe is at stake

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And who's we

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Hey Tony

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Bruce

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Pepper Hi

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Oh You okay

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At the dawn of the universe there was nothing Then

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Boom

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The Big Bang sent 6 elemental crystals

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hurtling across the virgin universe

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These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence

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Space

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Reality

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Power

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Soul

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Mind

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And Time

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اسمعي تعلمين حين تحلمين وتشعرين في الحلم برغبة في التبول

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أجل حسنا

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ثم تقولين يا للهول ما من حمامات ماذا سأفعل

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هناك أحد يشاهدني صحيح

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سأبول في سروالي ثم تستيقظ

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وفي حياة الواقع ترغب فعلا في التبول

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أجل أجل

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حسنا راود الجميع هذا الحلم

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صحيح هذا ما أحاول قوله

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Tu sais c'est comme quand tu rêves que tu as envie de faire pipi

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Et là tu te dis mon dieu pas de toilettes

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qu'est ce que je vais faire On me regarde

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D'accord Et tu te réveilles et tu as vraiment envie de faire pipi

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Tout le monde connait ça

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Voilà c'est là que je voulais en venir

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Also du hast einen Traum und du musst pinkeln

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So O mein Gott Hier ist kein Klo

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Da schaut wer

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Und du wachst auf

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und musst tatsächlich pinkeln

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Das kennt jeder

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Eben darauf will ich hinaus

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夢の中でおしっこをしたくなったことがあるだろ

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トイレが無いどうしたらいいんだ

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このままじゃまずいってそれで

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それで目が覚めてトイレに行くのよね

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ああ

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みんなあるわよ

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何が言いたいかっていうと

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昨日夢をみた僕達には子供がいたんだ

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Скажем тебе снится что ты хочешь по маленькому

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Да Так

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И ты думаешь Туалетов нет Что делать

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А если увидят Да

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Написаю в штаны Проснулся

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и правда хочешь по маленькому

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Да Ага

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Так У всех так

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Я к этому и веду

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Estás soñando y en el sueño tienes que orinar

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Sí Bueno

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Y dices Dios No hay baño Qué haré

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Alguien mira

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Me orinaré Despiertas

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y realmente tienes que orinar

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Sí Sí

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Bueno Todos sueñan eso

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Sí es lo que trato de decir

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Duration

17 seconds

Views

288

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:32

Uploaded

Dec 25, 2025

Genres

action, adventure, sci-fi

Production

Marvel Studios

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Movie Summary

The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.