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Peter Quill:
What the hell happened to this planet? Eight degrees off its axis, gravitational pull is all over the place.
Tony Stark:
Yeah. We got one advantage, he's coming to us. We'll use it. Alright I have a plan. It's pretty simple: we'll draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.
[to Drax]
Tony Stark:
Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax:
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan"
Peter Quill:
See, not winging it isn't really what they do.
Peter Parker:
[Referring to Drax and Mantis]
Uh, what exactly is it that they do?
Mantis:
Kick names, take ass.
Drax:
Yeah, that's right.
Tony Stark:
[long pause]
Alright. Just get over here, please? Mr Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?
Peter Quill:
"Mr Lord", Star Lord is fine.
Tony Stark:
We've gotta coalesce. Cause if all we come out with is a plucky attitude...
Peter Quill:
Dude! Don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good.
Drax:
Tell him about the dance off to save the universe.
Tony Stark:
What dance off?
Peter Quill:
It's not a... it's not a... it...
Peter Parker:
Like in Footloose the movie?
Peter Quill:
Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker:
It never was.
Tony Stark:
Don't encourage this, alright. We're getting no help from "Flash Gordon"...
Peter Quill:
"Flash Gordon", by the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you.
Tony Stark:
Your math is blowing my mind
Mantis:
Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?
Tony Stark:
Strange? You alright?
Tony Stark:
You're back here.
Peter Parker:
Hey, what was that?
Dr. Stephen Strange:
I went forward in time. To view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Peter Quill:
How many did you see?
Dr. Stephen Strange:
Fourteen million, six hundred and five.
Tony Stark:
How many did we win?
Dr. Stephen Strange:
One.
Transcript
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The hell happened to this planet
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It's eight degrees off its axis
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Gravitational pull is all over the place
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Yeah we got one advantage He's coming to us
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We'll use it All right I have a plan
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Or at least the beginnings of one
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It's pretty simple We draw him in
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pin him down get what we need
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Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy
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We just want the gauntlet
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Are you yawning
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In the middle of this while I'm breaking it down Huh
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Did you hear what I said
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I stopped listening after you said We need a plan
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Okay Mr Clean is on his own page
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See not winging it isn't really what they do
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 237
Timestamp in movie: 01h 21m 55s
Uploaded: 12 February, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, sci-fi
Summary: The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.
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00:10 If it comes to saving you
00:05 I bid you farewell and good luck morons
00:36 If fate does want you to kill that crapsack
00:33 Hear me and rejoice
00:13 When I'm done half of humanity will still be alive
00:34 Welcome Thanos son of Alars
00:21 I thought you might be hungry
00:04 Wakanda forever
00:33 You promised You promised
00:11 The hardest choices require the strongest wills
00:06 Come and get some space dogs
00:36 Thanos has the biggest army in the universe
00:37 Tell me his name again
00:37 Oh yeah
00:04 He did it
00:08 Oh no you don't
00:35 Everybody stay where you are Chill the eff out
00:23 Wow you're a seriously
00:13 How much for the gun Not for sale
00:08 All that for a drop of blood