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Avenue 5

I would've asked the captain, but I'm not allowedin case he gets me pregnant

Avenue 5 • S01E01 • 2020
I would've asked the captain, but I'm not allowed
in case he gets me pregnant

Full Transcript

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I would've asked the captain,
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but I'm not allowed in case he gets me pregnant.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:45
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
HBO,Dundee Productions

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Movie Summary

The troubled crew of Avenue 5, a space cruise ship filled with spoiled, rich, snotty space tourists, must try and keep everyone calm after their ship gets thrown off course into space and ends up needing three years to return to E...
S01 • E03 A king's ransom for anyone - Avenue 5 00:05
A king's ransom for anyone
S01 • E04 With every fiber of my being - Avenue 5 00:04
With every fiber of my being
S01 • E05 "These people are the bravest - Avenue 5 00:09
"These people are the bravest
S01 • E08 Nuanced? Well, I think you just nuanced them to death. - Avenue 5 00:05
Nuanced? Well, I think you just nuanced them to death.
S01 • E08 Uh, yes. That is exactly what happened here today. - Avenue 5 00:05
Uh, yes. That is exactly what happened here today.
S01 • E09 Even babies know that, Karen. They shit out the back - Avenue 5 00:04
Even babies know that, Karen. They shit out the back
S01 • E01 But, you know, in difficult times, - Avenue 5 00:05
But, you know, in difficult times,
S01 • E03 This ship is mainly automated, - Avenue 5 00:08
This ship is mainly automated,
S01 • E02 Fact check, how long dictatorships last - Avenue 5 00:04
Fact check, how long dictatorships last
S01 • E01 I hate to interrupt a protracted metaphor, - Avenue 5 00:06
I hate to interrupt a protracted metaphor,
S01 • E08 Their son just woke up from his coma. - Avenue 5 00:04
Their son just woke up from his coma.
S01 • E05 Okay, Jordan's gonna be signing - Avenue 5 00:05
Okay, Jordan's gonna be signing
S01 • E02 Also, ask Mission Control - Avenue 5 00:06
Also, ask Mission Control
S01 • E03 So this is like front-of-house - Avenue 5 00:05
So this is like front-of-house
S01 • E06 I can't go. I'm the only radiologist in outer space. - Avenue 5 00:04
I can't go. I'm the only radiologist in outer spac...
S01 • E03 When she says "afloat," - Avenue 5 00:06
When she says "afloat,"
S01 • E09 ...the soonest we could even attempt - Avenue 5 00:04
...the soonest we could even attempt
S01 • E01 So, we've got an S-storm brewing, - Avenue 5 00:06
So, we've got an S-storm brewing,
S01 • E03 It's just that Judd wanted hot crew, - Avenue 5 00:07
It's just that Judd wanted hot crew,
S01 • E06 I checked all the tanks, and the beeping - Avenue 5 00:07
I checked all the tanks, and the beeping