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Avenue 5

If I was that pilot,I'd have my finger on the ejector seat buttonthe whole way home

Avenue 5 • S01E09 • 2020
If I was that pilot,
I'd have my finger on the ejector seat button
the whole way home

Full Transcript

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If I was that pilot, I'd have my finger
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on the ejector seat button the whole way home.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:46
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
HBO,Dundee Productions

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Movie Summary

The troubled crew of Avenue 5, a space cruise ship filled with spoiled, rich, snotty space tourists, must try and keep everyone calm after their ship gets thrown off course into space and ends up needing three years to return to E...
S01 • E09 You guys realize I hear every word - Avenue 5 00:05
You guys realize I hear every word
S01 • E03 You can't say "yep." - Avenue 5 00:06
You can't say "yep."
S01 • E09 Uh... Well, Mr. Judd, - Avenue 5 00:05
Uh... Well, Mr. Judd,
S01 • E06 I actually want lots and lots and lots of sedatives. - Avenue 5 00:05
I actually want lots and lots and lots of sedatives.
S01 • E09 So if you go back, you're gonna get ripped limb from limb, - Avenue 5 00:07
So if you go back, you're gonna get ripped limb from li...
S01 • E06 Look, my area of expertise is pretty limited. - Avenue 5 00:04
Look, my area of expertise is pretty limited.
S01 • E06 It's basically recreational barbiturates, - Avenue 5 00:07
It's basically recreational barbiturates,
S01 • E03 You know what I'm talking about. - Avenue 5 00:04
You know what I'm talking about.
S01 • E03 There's the one. - Avenue 5 00:04
There's the one.
S01 • E03 - No. I'm not fluent in facial expressions. - Avenue 5 00:05
- No. I'm not fluent in facial expressions.
S01 • E03 - I know you know what I'm talking about. - Avenue 5 00:05
- I know you know what I'm talking about.
S01 • E09 Uh, well, in order: hatred, yes, you, - Avenue 5 00:07
Uh, well, in order: hatred, yes, you,
S01 • E01 You know, they turned the moon into a massive jail, - Avenue 5 00:06
You know, they turned the moon into a massive jail,
S01 • E06 But I do know suffering, and you're suffering. - Avenue 5 00:05
But I do know suffering, and you're suffering.
S01 • E05 Maybe that's why - Avenue 5 00:06
Maybe that's why
S01 • E02 The only person I felt - Avenue 5 00:05
The only person I felt
S01 • E06 So I just need a little bit more information to make sure - Avenue 5 00:07
So I just need a little bit more information to make sure
S01 • E01 .21 degrees. That's, like, - Avenue 5 00:05
.21 degrees. That's, like,
S01 • E08 I cannot believe you are making me - Avenue 5 00:05
I cannot believe you are making me
S01 • E03 If we lose those extra 500 people. - Avenue 5 00:05
If we lose those extra 500 people.