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Rosemary Howard:
[At a Hawaiian-themed restaurant, watching while the bartender is garnishing an elaborate cocktail]
Is he a bartender or a landscape architect? Adam J. Niles:
He's an artist! Would you care for a "Scorpion's Kiss"? Rosemary Howard:
Oh, is that what they call 'em? Adam J. Niles:
Mm hmm... And this is a "Bikini". Rosemary Howard:
That's an odd name for a drink: "Bikini". Adam J. Niles:
That's because there's not much to it, but it hits the right spots. Rosemary Howard:
[starting to giggle]
Oh. Well, I've had two, and I don't feel a thing. Adam J. Niles:
Oh, we better get you another one. Adam J. Niles:
[Calling to the bartender]
Hey, innkeeper, another brace of Bikinis, please. Bartender:
Sorry, sir, only two to a customer. Rosemary Howard:
Oh, come on! Bartender:
Sorry, ma'am. That's a very powerful drink. There's an old Tahitian saying: "Okka noku pama, talla peeno pulla okka". Rosemary Howard:
Oh... Just what does that old Tahitian mean by that? Bartender:
Who knows? I'm from San Francisco. Adam J. Niles:
Loopholes everywhere!
[At a Hawaiian-themed restaurant, watching while the bartender is garnishing an elaborate cocktail]
Is he a bartender or a landscape architect? Adam J. Niles:
He's an artist! Would you care for a "Scorpion's Kiss"? Rosemary Howard:
Oh, is that what they call 'em? Adam J. Niles:
Mm hmm... And this is a "Bikini". Rosemary Howard:
That's an odd name for a drink: "Bikini". Adam J. Niles:
That's because there's not much to it, but it hits the right spots. Rosemary Howard:
[starting to giggle]
Oh. Well, I've had two, and I don't feel a thing. Adam J. Niles:
Oh, we better get you another one. Adam J. Niles:
[Calling to the bartender]
Hey, innkeeper, another brace of Bikinis, please. Bartender:
Sorry, sir, only two to a customer. Rosemary Howard:
Oh, come on! Bartender:
Sorry, ma'am. That's a very powerful drink. There's an old Tahitian saying: "Okka noku pama, talla peeno pulla okka". Rosemary Howard:
Oh... Just what does that old Tahitian mean by that? Bartender:
Who knows? I'm from San Francisco. Adam J. Niles:
Loopholes everywhere!
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Is he a bartender or a landscape architect
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He's an artist
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Care for a scorpion's kiss
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That's what they're called
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And this is a bikini
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That's an odd name
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There's not much to it but it hits the right spots
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I've had two and don't feel a thing
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We'd better get you another one
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Another brace of bikinis please
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Sorry Only two to a customer
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Come on
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That's a powerful drink
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There's an old tahitian saying
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Okka noku pama talla peeno pulla okka
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Oh Just what did that old tahitian mean
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Who knows I'm from San Francisco
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Loopholes everywhere
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A bachelor author of sleazy books moves to a family-oriented subdivision where he becomes an unofficial relationship advisor to unhappy local housewives, to the dismay of their respective husbands who suspect him of sexual miscond...
