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"Bachelor Party" quotes

Bachelor Party poster
A soon-to-be-married man's friends throw him the ultimate bachelor party.

Director: Neal Israel
Writer: Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Pat Proft
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $38,435,947
Released: 29 Jun 1984
Awards: N/A

45 video clips

RudyGaryRick GasskoRajahJay O'neillCole WhittierMr. ThompsonDr. Stan GasskoMrs. ThompsonNickDr. Tina GasskoRykoDebbie ThompsonSuitcase ManShe/tim
Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks - Bachelor Party 00:13 Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and... Attention passengers - Bachelor Party 00:23 Attention passengers Somebody I could spend all my time with - Bachelor Party 00:10 Somebody I could spend all my time with Yes it's spice time and the lucky spice is - Bachelor Party 00:13 Yes it's spice time and the lucky spice is I am looking for this dung head who took my women - Bachelor Party 00:31 I am looking for this dung head who took my women Who was that I don't know - Bachelor Party 00:21 Who was that I don't know Just where do you guys think you are The Library of Congress - Bachelor Party 00:08 Just where do you guys think you are The Library of Congress Well Mr Thompson that's really quite a list And you're right You're absolutely right - Bachelor Party 00:15 Well Mr Thompson that's really quite a list And... He says he's having a wonderful time and thinking of changing his name to Spike - Bachelor Party 00:06 He says he's having a wonderful time and thinking of... Start your boners - Bachelor Party 00:03 Start your boners Stan is this supposed to be like this - Bachelor Party 00:09 Stan is this supposed to be like this Is that the foot long - Bachelor Party 00:06 Is that the foot long Rick I want to cut through the BS - Bachelor Party 00:13 Rick I want to cut through the BS What did you say Stanley What did you say Stanley - Bachelor Party 00:13 What did you say Stanley What did you say Stanley I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center - Bachelor Party 00:08 I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center Hi Come on in - Bachelor Party 00:07 Hi Come on in What the hell are you doing I'm slashing my wrists - Bachelor Party 00:13 What the hell are you doing I'm slashing my wrists You're a pimp You look like Gandhi I'm telling you I am Joe - Bachelor Party 00:06 You're a pimp You look like Gandhi I'm telling you... I hope you like potato salad It's chunky style my favorite - Bachelor Party 00:06 I hope you like potato salad It's chunky style my... Oh no Not her - Bachelor Party 00:08 Oh no Not her I had a wiener right in my hand - Bachelor Party 00:04 I had a wiener right in my hand Remember you promised me no screwing around - Bachelor Party 00:10 Remember you promised me no screwing around Are we gonna have girls at our party - Bachelor Party 00:23 Are we gonna have girls at our party Rick I want Debbie You do huh - Bachelor Party 00:35 Rick I want Debbie You do huh For the last time I'm telling you to get off of there - Bachelor Party 00:36 For the last time I'm telling you to get off of there My name is Tim I'm always available - Bachelor Party 00:08 My name is Tim I'm always available To girls with big tits - Bachelor Party 00:04 To girls with big tits Debbie The car - Bachelor Party 00:36 Debbie The car I am not complaining but I usually don't like my filth this clean - Bachelor Party 00:13 I am not complaining but I usually don't like my filth... I can't understand you getting married - Bachelor Party 00:19 I can't understand you getting married Yes it's spice time and the lucky spice is - Bachelor Party 00:22 Yes it's spice time and the lucky spice is Hey I understand - Bachelor Party 00:26 Hey I understand Low mileage It handles like a dream Well so does Debbie - Bachelor Party 00:13 Low mileage It handles like a dream Well so does Debbie Start your boners - Bachelor Party 00:09 Start your boners I just bet my balls and shook on it - Bachelor Party 00:15 I just bet my balls and shook on it Just where do you guys think you are The Library of Congress - Bachelor Party 00:15 Just where do you guys think you are The Library of Congress Mrs Thompson Cole - Bachelor Party 00:21 Mrs Thompson Cole You with us Mom A strange wang right in my palm - Bachelor Party 00:09 You with us Mom A strange wang right in my palm Uh oh It's Mr Laughs - Bachelor Party 00:07 Uh oh It's Mr Laughs Pretty heavy hey dude - Bachelor Party 00:05 Pretty heavy hey dude Nope this is definitely the food that prison riots are made of - Bachelor Party 00:10 Nope this is definitely the food that prison riots are made... Pain is such a rush - Bachelor Party 00:07 Pain is such a rush

Cast

Rick Gassko - Tom Hanks
Debbie Thompson - Tawny Kitaen
Jay O'Neill - Adrian Zmed
Ed Thompson - George Grizzard
Mrs. Thompson - Barbara Stuart
All Cast