I mean, I got this theory about blowjobs. If you wanna hear it. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Should...
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Gena:
I mean, I got this theory about blowjobs. If you wanna hear it.
Barely Attractive Guy:
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Should be interesting.
Gena:
I personally believe that blowjobs are an extremely delicate thing. You know? Like if you're ranking him on a scale of 1-10. Like 1 being blowing it kisses and 10 being I'm like, choking on semen. Vomit just everywhere. I think you gotta start off with 4's and with 5's. Just enough so that you know and I know exactly what I'm doing but with zero enthusiasm. I'm giving you nothing. Because then you'll just be like, alright fine I'll just fuck her. Cause if I start off with a 10 I got nowhere to go. Why are you gonna spend any time fucking me? You just came all over my face. So you start off small, right? Build. I'll give you a 6 after a fight when we're making up. An 8 when you spent a shitload of money on me or get me something that's a sweet gift or something. I'll do a full 8. Then I circle it back. Back to the 3's, the 4's, and 5's because that shit every time without fail makes the guy's dick alarm go off. You know what I mean when I say dick alarm.
Barely Attractive Guy:
[laughing]
Yeah.
Gena:
Right? You're gonna be like, hey baby what's wrong with you? You're acting funny. Why so sad? When really what you're telling me is, goddamn it just suck my dick harder!
Barely Attractive Guy:
So, um, let's just say what would merit a 10?
Gena:
What's an example? I don't know. You're like on an airplane. You're going to a wedding for this girl you went to high school with and your ex-boyfriend who ruined your fucking life is gonna be there.
Barely Attractive Guy:
Jerk.
Gena:
All this pent up frustration sitting next to some dude you're never gonna see again. That would warrant a 10.
Barely Attractive Guy:
Well, what about this guy?
[points to himself]
Gena:
Oh no. I feel like I'll definitely see you again.
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if you want to hear it
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Yeah Yeah sure
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Yeah It's very interesting
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All right
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I I personally think that blowjobs are
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an extremely delicate thing
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You know like if you're
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if you're ranking them on a scale of 1 to 10
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1 being I'm blowing it kisses
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and 10 being I'm you know choking on just semen
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vomit just everywhere
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I think you gotta start off with 4s and with 5s
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Like just enough so the so that you know that
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I know exactly what I'm doing
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but with zero enthusiasm
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I'm giving you nothing
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because then you're gonna be like
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all right fine I'll just fuck her you know
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 151
Timestamp in movie: 00h 06m 59s
Uploaded: 24 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Three friends are asked to be bridesmaids at a wedding of a woman they used to ridicule back in high school.
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