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I'm distressed and old-fashionedand I haven't had sex in 22 months

Back • S01E03 • 2017
I'm distressed and old-fashioned
and I haven't had sex in 22 months

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I'm distressed and old-fashioned and I haven't had sex in 22 months.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:40
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following estranged foster-brothers Stephen and Andrew as they vow to take over the family business following their father's death.
S01 • E05 Next time, why don't you just get your dog to shit straight - Back 00:05
Next time, why don't you just get your dog to shit stra...
S01 • E06 We both agreed I'd made a massive mistake and he had to leave immediately. - Back 00:05
We both agreed I'd made a massive mistake and he had to...
S01 • E02 I think Jesus Christ, peace be upon him... - Back 00:05
I think Jesus Christ, peace be upon him...
S01 • E04 It's just they haven't got any hands, so that sort of fucked them. - Back 00:04
It's just they haven't got any hands, so that sort...
S01 • E05 You are subhuman filth! - Back 00:05
You are subhuman filth!
S01 • E02 We don't tend to say that -- that's the... we just don't say it. - Back 00:05
We don't tend to say that -- that's the... we just...
S01 • E02 Oh, well, I think Jesus Christ, best wishes be to him, - Back 00:09
Oh, well, I think Jesus Christ, best wishes be to him,
S01 • E01 I've been listening to your dad's last message from the hospital. - Back 00:04
I've been listening to your dad's last message fro...
S01 • E05 Come see Daddy, Mau-mau! - Back 00:05
Come see Daddy, Mau-mau!
S01 • E02 Paganism, self-hypnosis, - Back 00:07
Paganism, self-hypnosis,
S01 • E06 Because your dad and your grandfather both got bowel cancer, you're higher risk. - Back 00:05
Because your dad and your grandfather both got bowel cancer,...
S01 • E06 - Oh, God! - I say higher risk, that just means a bit higher than average. - Back 00:04
- Oh, God! - I say higher risk, that just means a bit higher...
S01 • E01 'I just rang to say I love you, Ellen. - Back 00:04
'I just rang to say I love you, Ellen.
S01 • E02 You need some red meat with your aduki beans, and that's Jesus. - Back 00:06
You need some red meat with your aduki beans, and that'...
S01 • E01 Love, family, when you actually... - Back 00:05
Love, family, when you actually...
S01 • E02 And it's only possible through Christ. Everyone else is damned. - Back 00:04
And it's only possible through Christ. Everyone else is...
S01 • E04 Care, Mum, fostered in Stoke with chaotics, Dad again, - Back 00:10
Care, Mum, fostered in Stoke with chaotics, Dad again,
S01 • E06 I always felt I might have a limited time in this physical body, - Back 00:06
I always felt I might have a limited time in this physical b...
S01 • E02 Even a tiny baby is damned to hell if it dies unbaptized. - Back 00:05
Even a tiny baby is damned to hell if it dies unbaptized.
S01 • E02 You could work for 60 years feeding the poor, healing the sick, - Back 00:13
You could work for 60 years feeding the poor, healing the si...