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Jesus, fuck!

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Jesus, fuck!

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Jesus, fuck!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:46
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following estranged foster-brothers Stephen and Andrew as they vow to take over the family business following their father's death.
S01 • E06 I offer a bespoke service, no off-the-peg jokes here. - Back 00:04
I offer a bespoke service, no off-the-peg jokes here.
S01 • E04 Jimmy Page didn't visit pork scratchings factories. - Back 00:04
Jimmy Page didn't visit pork scratchings factories.
S01 • E03 - No. - You just get a fiver from the till for your... sundries? - Back 00:05
- No. - You just get a fiver from the till for your... sundr...
S01 • E02 I bequeath the residue of this business to my beloved wife - Back 00:13
I bequeath the residue of this business to my beloved wife
S01 • E06 Great, it needs to be sharp, polished, but also real, sincere, with a depth to it. - Back 00:05
Great, it needs to be sharp, polished, but also real, sincer...
S01 • E01 My vision is static caravans in the field behind the pub. - Back 00:05
My vision is static caravans in the field behind the pub.
S01 • E01 For holidays. Four caravans, five, maybe even six, who knows? - Back 00:05
For holidays. Four caravans, five, maybe even six, who knows...
S01 • E06 Oh, that's a shame, because there's a lot you can do with weight and slimming and so on. - Back 00:05
Oh, that's a shame, because there's a lot you can ...
S01 • E02 To aid with the transition period, - Back 00:06
To aid with the transition period,
S01 • E06 You could say he didn't speak to Mum for 18 months once, - Back 00:06
You could say he didn't speak to Mum for 18 months once...
S01 • E03 I just want to say to you now, Mike, - Back 00:05
I just want to say to you now, Mike,
S01 • E01 Ladies and gentlemen, if there's - Back 00:08
Ladies and gentlemen, if there's
S01 • E05 Not think! And then you say we, but I actually discovered it... - Back 00:04
Not think! And then you say we, but I actually discovered it...
S01 • E02 I was checking in with Julian re lovely Jesus Christ and so on. - Back 00:05
I was checking in with Julian re lovely Jesus Christ and so ...
S01 • E05 Yeah, give me a cell number. I'll ping you the GPS deets. - Back 00:05
Yeah, give me a cell number. I'll ping you the GPS deet...
S01 • E03 - Geoff, this isn't what... - I would happily give you a big old fuck. - Back 00:05
- Geoff, this isn't what... - I would happily give you ...
S01 • E02 I am hugely into Jesus now. - Back 00:04
I am hugely into Jesus now.
S01 • E05 You read about dog walkers finding bodies, but you never think - Back 00:06
You read about dog walkers finding bodies, but you never thi...
S01 • E03 You've got a big fuckable face and I would cheerfully bend you - Back 00:08
You've got a big fuckable face and I would cheerfully b...
S01 • E04 In Stroud. Laurie visited you every year at about this time. - Back 00:04
In Stroud. Laurie visited you every year at about this time.