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This, here, is the closest thingto a family I've ever had

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This, here, is the closest thing
to a family I've ever had

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This, here, is the closest thing to a family I've ever had.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:24
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following estranged foster-brothers Stephen and Andrew as they vow to take over the family business following their father's death.
S01 • E06 My mother was prepared for her life to be torn apart, - Back 00:07
My mother was prepared for her life to be torn apart,
S01 • E04 I mean, we always told each other about our flings. - Back 00:04
I mean, we always told each other about our flings.
S01 • E03 They seemed like old hands at TripAdvisor, - Back 00:07
They seemed like old hands at TripAdvisor,
S01 • E01 Shut up! For fuck's sake, stop calling him Dad! - Back 00:04
Shut up! For fuck's sake, stop calling him Dad!
S01 • E05 Don't analyse me, Sigmund Fuck. - Back 00:05
Don't analyse me, Sigmund Fuck.
S01 • E03 - That's odd. - Odder still, checking the headers, - Back 00:09
- That's odd. - Odder still, checking the headers,
S01 • E06 He just drank the vodka and told the policeman - Back 00:07
He just drank the vodka and told the policeman
S01 • E05 I'm gonna say hi to Jo. - Back 00:05
I'm gonna say hi to Jo.
S01 • E01 My dead fucking dad, - Back 00:10
My dead fucking dad,
S01 • E03 The IP address - Back 00:05
The IP address
S01 • E05 The girls are just off to their nan's, - Back 00:07
The girls are just off to their nan's,
S01 • E02 - Isn't she? - Anyway, you won't hear much with the music - Back 00:07
- Isn't she? - Anyway, you won't hear much with th...
S01 • E06 He went to court, pleaded guilty, served 16 months in prison. - Back 00:05
He went to court, pleaded guilty, served 16 months in prison...
S01 • E05 You must have been very traumatised by the discovery. - Back 00:05
You must have been very traumatised by the discovery.
S01 • E03 I think we both know who's responsible... - Back 00:04
I think we both know who's responsible...
S01 • E06 I thought I might get the pub into trouble, the Licensing Act. - Back 00:04
I thought I might get the pub into trouble, the Licensing Ac...
S01 • E01 Answering machine messages on landlines aren't in the Cloud, - Back 00:07
Answering machine messages on landlines aren't in the C...
S01 • E02 It's like all my Christmases have come at once, Jan. - Back 00:04
It's like all my Christmases have come at once, Jan.
S01 • E05 Hello. A-Andrew actually arrived a bit later, - Back 00:11
Hello. A-Andrew actually arrived a bit later,
S01 • E02 By which I mean, enormously disorientating. - Back 00:04
By which I mean, enormously disorientating.