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Back on the Strip

Only way I leave hereis with a fat check or in a pine box

Only way I leave here
is with a fat check or in a pine box

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Only way I leave here is with a fat check or in a pine box.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:39
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
MMJ Productions LLC,Luminosity Entertainment,Junction Films,Southfield Village Entertainment,Man from Mars Films,Buffalo 8

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Movie Summary

A young man moves to Las Vegas to pursue his dream of being a magician, only to end up joining a male stripper group.
You can tell those vultures they can kiss Rita's big, white, juicy ass. - Back on the Strip 00:07
You can tell those vultures they can kiss Rita's big, w...
Well, I'm Jason Owens, but everybody just calls me Merlin. - Back on the Strip 00:06
Well, I'm Jason Owens, but everybody just calls me Merl...
I'm Verna's son. I guess she used to work for you years ago. - Back on the Strip 00:05
I'm Verna's son. I guess she used to work for you ...
She was one terrific lady, and a great waitress. - Back on the Strip 00:06
She was one terrific lady, and a great waitress.
She stuck by me through some tough times after my daddy passed. - Back on the Strip 00:05
She stuck by me through some tough times after my daddy pass...
If you are Verna's child, I got a room for you. - Back on the Strip 00:06
If you are Verna's child, I got a room for you.
This was my daddy's pride and joy, and I ran it for a good 28 years. - Back on the Strip 00:05
This was my daddy's pride and joy, and I ran it for a g...
Billionaire owners are trying to just take Rita's ass for less than nothing. - Back on the Strip 00:06
Billionaire owners are trying to just take Rita's ass f...
But we do have happy hour every day at 6 at the Cookie Club out back. - Back on the Strip 00:06
But we do have happy hour every day at 6 at the Cookie Club ...
It's not called the Hotel Moxie anymore. It's called the Vagina? - Back on the Strip 00:07
It's not called the Hotel Moxie anymore. It's call...
Are the people there nice, or is it mostly dicks? - Back on the Strip 00:05
Are the people there nice, or is it mostly dicks?
I mean, I got some auditions tomorrow, which is kind of cool, - Back on the Strip 00:08
I mean, I got some auditions tomorrow, which is kind of cool...
Boy, you've been wanting this since you was in diapers - Back on the Strip 00:07
Boy, you've been wanting this since you was in diapers
Now, never call me with this bullshit again. - Back on the Strip 00:05
Now, never call me with this bullshit again.
So Merlin took his first step to becoming a real Las Vegas magician. - Back on the Strip 00:07
So Merlin took his first step to becoming a real Las Vegas m...
Unfortunately, his first audition kind of was like the first time I had sex. - Back on the Strip 00:07
Unfortunately, his first audition kind of was like the first...
Y'all know what I mean. Awkward. Messy. A little painful. - Back on the Strip 00:06
Y'all know what I mean. Awkward. Messy. A little painfu...
And for some reason, there was glitter in my ass. - Back on the Strip 00:05
And for some reason, there was glitter in my ass.
And just like bad sex, - Back on the Strip 00:07
And just like bad sex,
-It's for my arthritis. -Don't you mean glaucoma? - Back on the Strip 00:05
-It's for my arthritis. -Don't you mean glaucoma?